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kwik_e_mart
02-03-2005, 12:46 AM
This happened near my university down the hill... funny thing is: the girls value chocolate more than cold hard cash! :)

http://www.canada.com/vancouver/story.html?id=4b45523a-e3ca-4f23-8cca-3a9633b89a5f

Girls use weapons in chocolate heist
Bear spray and metal pipe brandished in theft of candy from gas station

Ethan Baron, with a file by David Carrigg
The Province

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

In Willy Wonka's world, two girls from Burnaby would be forced to gorge on bon bons till they barfed.

In real life, they'll have to show up in court and face charges connected to an armed robbery of a gas station store.

Police are puzzled, and a local chocolatier is in shock, after three female teens brandished weapons and stole "a fistful" of chocolate bars from the store.

"Robbery is not funny," said Burnaby RCMP Cpl. Pierre Lemaitre, giggling. "It's just incredible. They wanted chocolate. That's it. I'm serious. No money was taken. It was just, 'Gimme the chocolate.'

"I've seen a lot, and I haven't seen one like this before."

Around 7:45 p.m. Monday, the trio walked into a Shell gas station in the 4100-block North Road in Burnaby, 100 metres from the Lougheed Town Centre SkyTrain station. One girl had a metal pipe protruding from the back of her pants; another was brandishing a can of bear spray.

"They told the clerk they had weapons," Lemaitre said. "They threatened him menacingly. There was no doubt in the clerk's mind that they meant business."

The girls grabbed "a fistful" of chocolate bars and fled, he said.

Last night, a Hershey saleswoman was restocking the store with

Oh Henry bars while tight-lipped staff looked on.

Police believe the crime was premeditated. "Obviously it wasn't spur-of-the-moment," Lemaitre said.

Two suspects, aged 16 and 17, were later arrested, and metal pipes seized. RCMP are seeking the third suspect, who was heavy-set and wearing black clothing.

"Something tells us that we're not going to find that chocolate," Lemaitre said.

Over the Moon Chocolate Company owner Rob Greenhow deals with chocolate-seeking teens daily, but they don't come at him with weapons and threats.

"I'm in shock," Greenhow said. "You've got to be pretty desperate to be stealing chocolate. I can think of better things to steal."

Over the Moon is located near Kitsilano High School, and teen girls frequent the place.

"The only problem we've ever had is if there's samples out, they just come in and eat all the samples and leave.

"Generally, they're quite well behaved."

At the least, the two girls caught after the robbery will be charged with theft, Lemaitre said.

"It's an armed robbery," Lemaitre said. "As odd as this crime sounds, it certainly probably wasn't very amusing for the clerk who was working, earning his pay that night. A threat was made."

Chocolate produces a chemical reaction in the body that's akin to love, Greenhow said.

Most of his customers are women, and many visit "every three weeks or so."

Asked if hormones could be a factor in the gas-station robbery, Lemaitre noted that his wife likes chocolate.

"I don't want to answer that one."

A possible explanation may come from academia.

"There is some credence to the idea that there is an addictive component to chocolate," said University of B.C. biochemistry professor Roger Brownsey. "It's not too far-fetched to think it could become a central thought in your life."

ebaron@png.canwest.com

© The Vancouver Province 2005

arkoe
02-03-2005, 12:51 AM
Haha, good thing they have the Mount-me's on the case.

moestavern19
02-03-2005, 12:56 AM
Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned from chocolate.

Isabel
02-03-2005, 01:12 AM
I don't know what it is with some women and chocolate. To me, it's just another foodstuff... tastes good, sometimes you want it, sometimes you don't care, rich so you don't need much. But these ladies I've been eating lunch with... let's just say I think they sit near the dessert table on purpose. And some of them go grab the desserts, especially if they're chocolate, before their meal just to make sure they don't run out. They go crazy.

3814
02-03-2005, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by kwik_e_mart
This happened near my university down the hill... funny thing is: the girls value chocolate more than cold hard cash! :)

SFU?

weird story. i mean...what does chocolate cost? $1??? $1.50 for the king size?

they probably could have sold the bear spray and pipe to get more chocalate than they grabbed.

kwik_e_mart
02-03-2005, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by 3814
SFU?



ding ding ding!

3814
02-03-2005, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by kwik_e_mart
ding ding ding!

cool...i know a bunch of people there...or that used to go there...actually - both...but yeh, i won't sidetrack this thread anymore.

s land balla
02-03-2005, 02:55 AM
only in canada...;)

peleincubus
02-03-2005, 04:54 AM
I just think its funny someone named kwik e mart started this thread.

codell
02-03-2005, 07:03 AM
Surely they had PMS.

My wife is a chocolate whore around that time.

MadMax
02-03-2005, 09:02 AM
oompa loompa
loompity doo

i've got another puzzle for you

oompa loompa
loompity daa

if you're not greedy you will go far

you will live in happiness, too.
like the oompa loompa
loompity do.

JeeberD
02-03-2005, 09:50 AM
bear spray?!?!?

Jeff
02-03-2005, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by MadMax
oompa loompa
loompity doo

i've got another puzzle for you

oompa loompa
loompity daa

if you're not greedy you will go far

you will live in happiness, too.
like the oompa loompa
loompity do.

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

JuanValdez
02-03-2005, 11:39 AM
Funniest part right here:
RCMP are seeking the third suspect, who was heavy-set and wearing black clothing.

"Something tells us that we're not going to find that chocolate," Lemaitre said.

On a serious note, if that's possible, I'd think they were bored stiff, wanted to commit a crime (like robbing a gas station) but figured taking money was too bad a crime. Taking chocolate would still give them the thrill of armed robbery and wouldn't get them in as much trouble with the law -- so they thought.

Btw, what the hell is bear spray?

Oski2005
02-03-2005, 11:51 AM
WTF is bear spray?

RCMP are seeking the third suspect, who was heavy-set and wearing black clothing.

"Something tells us that we're not going to find that chocolate," Lemaitre said.

LOL.





I'll see your Oompa Loompas and raise you a Grunka Lunka.

http://tinypic.com/1j4wux

Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, we've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis."
Grunka Lunka #1: "Asking questions in school is a great way to learn."
Grunka Lunka #2: "If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke."
Grunka Lunka #1: "We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm."
Grunka Lunka #2: "It could easily happen again to you folks."
Grunka Lunkas: "So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut, Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt."



Leela : "Hey, what's behind that door?"
Glurmo: "Nothing!"
Leela : "Is it the secret ingredient?"
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient."
Bender: "Ok, ok. We get the point."
Leela: "I was just curious because of the armed guards."
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards ..."
Bender: "Shut the hell up!"



you can listen to those clips here: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV13/

MadMax
02-03-2005, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Jeff
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

AWESOME!!! :D