Am I hot or not?

[Faos]

I wanted to ask those of you I trust before I submitted my photo:

http://drudgereport.com/wm.jpg

[Puedlfor]

The walmart bag brings out the color in your teeth.

[moestavern19]

Nice, I was looking for a reason to gouge my eyes out.

[Manny Ramirez]

Uh, Faos, you really need to ask that to people like Isabel, meggoleggo, Mrs. Juan Valdez, and ees (if she still posts here).:p

[moestavern19]

Originally posted by Manny Ramirez
Uh, Faos, you really need to ask that to people like Isabel, meggoleggo, Mrs. Juan Valdez, and ees (if she still posts here).:p

forget them I'm still checking out that killer camel toe.

[3814]

nice sack.

and by that i mean your clothes, not what's under them.

[jcantu]

Rolling back bad taste

A Wal-Mart worker showed a photo of himself wearing only a sack.

By CLARK KAUFFMAN
REGISTER STAFF WRITER
January 7, 2005
A 65-year-old Wal-Mart greeter has been fired for greeting customers with a computer-generated photograph of himself wearing nothing but a Wal-Mart sack.

Dean Wooten was fired in September from his job as a greeter at the Muscatine Wal-Mart store where he had worked for seven years, state records show. He was accused of greeting customers with a picture of himself in which he appeared to be naked except for the carefully placed sack.

Wooten allegedly told customers that Wal-Mart was cutting back on expenses and that the sack represented the new employee uniform.

After some customers complained, a supervisor told Wooten not to display the picture. Five days later, after more customers complained, Wooten admitted he had brought the picture back to work and had been showing it again to customers. He was fired that day.

Wooten applied for unemployment benefits but was denied by Administrative Law Judge Susan Brightman, who ruled that "a reasonable person would know the act of showing a naked body wearing a Wal-Mart sack would not be good for the employer's business."

Wooten said he thought customers would find the photo amusing. It wasn't intended to be critical of Wal-Mart, he said.

"I didn't have nothing against Wal-Mart," he said. "A friend of mine got the photo of the body off the Internet, and he had a picture of me and he put my head on it. When I first seen it, I pretty near died laughing."

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050107/NEWS08/501070357/1001/NEWS

[Faos]

Originally posted by jcantu
http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050107/NEWS08/501070357/1001/NEWS


Ok...so now you revealed my true identity to the board.
Happy now?

Dean "Faos" Wooten

[edc]

Sad to see Walter Cronkite blew all his CBS money on coke and whores.

[Jeff]

Originally posted by edc
Sad to see Walter Cronkite blew all his CBS money on coke and whores.

ROTFMAO!!!! :D

[bobmarley]

Originally posted by Jeff
ROTFMAO!!!! :D

Rolling On The Floor My Ass Off???

Rolling On The Floor Is Rubbing My Ass Off..

is more like it.

:D :D

[Saint Louis]

Looks like a poor German at Oktoberfest

[lalala902102001]

You are not authorized to post my poor uncle's pitcure online.

[Roc Paint]

You have a leg up on me.

[meggoleggo]

Damn, I just KNEW that Faos was a sexy stud.... :D


That picture is just wrong in so many ways.

[Glish21]

thank god, we've been looking for grampa for months

[Austin70]

I should have chose paper over plastic.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by jcantu


Dean Wooten was fired in September from his job as a greeter at the Muscatine Wal-Mart store where he had worked for seven years, state records show.

Muscatine? Hmmm, my grandparents live in Muscatine. I wonder if they know this guy.

Of course, he's a young pup compared to them. They have at least 20 years on him...

[R0ckets03]

Not.