Democrat Troy McClure to John Kerry : I love you, but it's time to call it a day.

[Troy McClure]

As much as it pains me to say this, knowing that John Kerry is a far better choice for PResident than George Bush, the voters have spoken. As ignorant and unwise a choice I believe they have made, they CHOSE President Bush. I dont see no sense in dragging this out any longer. Go back to the senate Kerry, and continue your work there, hell run for minority leader, but the election is over.

Troy McClure needs to have a stable party so he can eventually have an oppurtunity to run. McClure/Obama 2012!

[ima_drummer2k]

ima_drummer2k to Troy McClure: You are benind the times. Check the last page of the election thread.

[Troy McClure]

Originally posted by ima_drummer2k
ima_drummer2k to Troy McClure: You are benind the times. Check the last page of the election thread.

Troy McClure in reply to Ima-drummer2k - have you ever heard of retroactive...ness?

thank you

call it a day good sir

[SamCassell]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from untimely threads like "Troy McClure to Gerry Hunsicker: Trade for Beltran!" and "Troy McClure to James Naismith: Try putting up peach baskets and shooting round balls at them!"

[giddyup]

Originally posted by Troy McClure
Go back to the senate Kerry, and continue your work there, hell run for minority leader, but the election is over.

Sharpening pencils. Clapping erasers. Crosswalk guard....

[DaDakota]

Originally posted by Troy McClure
As ignorant and unwise a choice I believe they have made, they CHOSE President Bush. I dont see no sense in dragging this out any longer.

Does anyone else find this as funny as I do?

DD

[Achilleus]

Originally posted by DaDakota
Does anyone else find this as funny as I do?

DD

Im glad you found the irony in it, prick. ;)

[giddyup]

Originally posted by Achilleus
prick. ;)
Nice noin' ya!

[Manny Ramirez]

Originally posted by SamCassell
Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from untimely threads like "Troy McClure to Gerry Hunsicker: Trade for Beltran!" and "Troy McClure to James Naismith: Try putting up peach baskets and shooting round balls at them!"

LOL

I liked the Troy McClure of the relationship threads better.:p :D ;)

[SamCassell]

Pfft. Only a sicko would do that kind of thing in a relationship thread.

:)

[Troy McClure]

Originally posted by giddyup
Nice noin' ya!

Why? Are you so thin-skinned you cant handle a bit of "harsh language" ? Prick is going to get me banned? Prick? It's called banter , buddy. It's not witty... but its banter.

[giddyup]

Originally posted by Troy McClure
Why? Are you so thin-skinned you cant handle a bit of "harsh language" ? Prick is going to get me banned? Prick? It's called banter , buddy. It's not witty... but its banter.
And I'm not the moderator, either, who is warning people about insults...

[DaDakota]

Dude,

Important safety tip, when calling someone ignorant or stupid, please make sure your own grammar or wit does not make you look ignorant or stupid.

MMMMKKKKAAAYYYY ????

DD

[Kam]

Originally posted by Achilleus
, prick. ;)

there is a smiley in it, so its okay.

[Cohen]

Originally posted by Troy McClure
Why? Are you so thin-skinned you cant handle a bit of "harsh language" ? Prick is going to get me banned? Prick? It's called banter , buddy. It's not witty... but its banter.

'Prick' is not banter.

And why the 2 monikers? That may be your 'Achilleus' heel.

[Manny Ramirez]

Originally posted by Cohen
'Prick' is not banter.

And why the 2 monikers? That may be your 'Achilleus' heel.

LMAO - I didn't catch this before but you are exactly right about that. The funny thing was that it was done unwittingly.

[Troy McClure]

Actually, Achilleus was a name I had to use at a computer lab because it wouldnt let me log on with Troy McClure. I went back to that lab the other day, and you have to log on and it saves your account and it saved the name Achilleus to this website with the "cookies" I guess???... so I did it unwittingly yes.

I will admit though, when I typed in the new name several months back I tried to make myself seem more serious... I thought, "hey, look for some cool name in hisotry... gee maybe people will think youre smart... yeah achilleus... look at that spelling... theyll think youre a freaking genius!"

But alas, brilliance is not in a name , and nothing will help me there. So I went back to troy McClure... because I am a goofball and I cant hide it.

[Troy McClure]

Originally posted by Cohen
'Prick' is not banter.

And why the 2 monikers? That may be your 'Achilleus' heel.

Prick is banter...

"To exchange mildly teasing remarks." dictionary.com

Had I talked about his wife/mother/aunt/grandmother in any negative manner , I should be booted. Had I personally attacked him in a vile manner, I should be shuffled out. But I said a silly little word, that I get called all the time, and call others. To me it means "smart ass"

Ahh the internet... miscommunication and self righteous indignation in all its glory!!!!!!!! Sweet baby Nelson.

[giddyup]

Originally posted by Troy McClure
Prick is banter...

"To exchange mildly teasing remarks." dictionary.com

Had I talked about his wife/mother/aunt/grandmother in any negative manner , I should be booted. Had I personally attacked him in a vile manner, I should be shuffled out. But I said a silly little word, that I get called all the time, and call others. To me it means "smart ass"

Ahh the internet... miscommunication and self righteous indignation in all its glory!!!!!!!! Sweet baby Nelson.
One problem here, Troy. You used the violating word as a noun yet you provide us with the verbal definition. Here is the word defined as a noun and I've highlighted the way you unquestionably intended to use it:

prick ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prk)
n.

1.
1. The act of piercing or pricking.
2. The sensation of being pierced or pricked.
2.
1. A persistent or sharply painful feeling of sorrow or remorse.
2. A small, sharp, local pain, such as that made by a needle or bee sting.
3. A small mark or puncture made by a pointed object.
4. A pointed object, such as an ice pick, goad, or thorn.
5. A hare's track or footprint.
<b>6. Vulgar Slang. A penis.</B>
7. Vulgar Slang. A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.

[IROC it]

Hi, Troy. I'm Earth. We met?*























*THIS is "banter."

[Troy McClure]

Originally posted by giddyup
One problem here, Troy. You used the violating word as a noun yet you provide us with the verbal definition. Here is the word defined as a noun and I've highlighted the way you unquestionably intended to use it:

prick ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prk)
n.

1.
1. The act of piercing or pricking.
2. The sensation of being pierced or pricked.
2.
1. A persistent or sharply painful feeling of sorrow or remorse.
2. A small, sharp, local pain, such as that made by a needle or bee sting.
3. A small mark or puncture made by a pointed object.
4. A pointed object, such as an ice pick, goad, or thorn.
5. A hare's track or footprint.
<b>6. Vulgar Slang. A penis.</B>
7. Vulgar Slang. A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.


What happens when all of this is moot because I failed grammar and have no clue what the difference between a verb and a noun is ? Would I not get the benefit of the doubt there? Could I not plead for mercy for my ignorance. Are morons not people ? If you prick me , will I not bleed?

Good day, sir.