Goodbye Jimy Caption Time!

[hjg877]

I think he deserves a fond farewell, so it's time to caption this photo (disregard Garner if you want):

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/images/2004/07/14/NP2nW9Wm.jpg

"Basketball?"

"There goes my career."



That's all I got. Call me an asshole for starting this pointless thread; I don't mind. :D

[franchise?..NOT]

Originally posted by hjg877
I think he deserves a fond farewell, so it's time to caption this photo (disregard Garner if you want):

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/images/2004/07/14/NP2nW9Wm.jpg

"Richard see how easy this is. Richard why can't you do this?"

"Gee. Now that this bonehead is gone can we send Weathers back for Doggie?"



That's all I got. Call me an asshole for starting this pointless thread; I don't mind. :D

[wiws316]

Originally posted by hjg877

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/images/2004/07/14/NP2nW9Wm.jpg

"look, i can levitate a ball with my eyes"

[PhiSlammaJamma]

If you look closely into Garner's poker face, you can see the hand he was dealt.

[Smokey]

"Manager from your Houston Astros, Jimy Williams"

...

[MadMax]

"you jackasses think i can't hear you over there on that BBS?"

[Manny Ramirez]

"Manager's Decision."

[arkoe]

Originally posted by PhiSlammaJamma
If you look closely into Garner's poker face, you can see the hand he was dealt.

7 2 off?

[Agent86]

Originally posted by hjg877
That's all I got. Call me an asshole for starting this pointless thread; I don't mind. :D

your an asshole for starting this pointless thread:p






However, Im no less of one then you because I made this pointless post :D

[hoopstar]

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/images/2004/07/14/NP2nW9Wm.jpg

"If i hit the ball hard enough, I can hit Garner in the face for stealing my job."

"Now gimme my ball, I'm going home!"

[Rashmon]

"Hey Jimy, don't let that ball hit you in the ass on the way out."

[rrj_gamz]

well, on one hand, I agree a change had to be made...on the other, to say Phil Garner is the answer and is more knowledgable than Jimy is just wrong...

goodbye jimy...

[Gummi Clutch]

"Im outta here you uncoachable losers!"

[IROC it]

"I'm goin' back to Boston City, I do believe I've had enough."

[Surfguy]

"Baseball in the Wind" by Elton John

Goodbye Jimy Williams
Though I never knew playoff ball
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you lost
They crawled out of the dugout
And they whimpered onto the field
They met you on the pitcher's hill
And they made you wince in pain

And it seems to me you managed the Stros
Like a baseball in the wind
Never knowing who to fling it to
When the rains of hits set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a fan
Your baseball flew out long before
Your offense ever hit

Offensive hitting sucked
The goal of a timely hit unfulfilled
Baseball created us a deficit
And pain was the price you paid
When you were fired
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Jimy was found in Baroon

Goodbye Jimy Williams
From the young fan in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something as more than pond scum
More than just an Average Joe

:D

[MadMax]

man, i'm glad we have phil garner in there, now. he's making all the difference in the world. new lineups...less bunting in the 2 hole...everyone just seems to play better when he's around.

JIMY WAS CLEARLY THE PROBLEM!!

[arkoe]

MadMax, I've been trying to figure out for an hour now whether your post is being sarcastic or not...

[JPM0016]

Originally posted by arkoe
MadMax, I've been trying to figure out for an hour now whether your post is being sarcastic or not...

they are 1-3 since the change, and we are plagued by the same problems. There were people screaming for Jimy Williams to be fired, they got their wish and the results are the same. I don't think it was sarcastic.

[MadMax]

Originally posted by arkoe
MadMax, I've been trying to figure out for an hour now whether your post is being sarcastic or not...

sarcastic. the blame for jimy with this team's problems was ridiculous.

[JPM0016]

Originally posted by JPM0016
they are 1-3 since the change, and we are plagued by the same problems. There were people screaming for Jimy Williams to be fired, they got their wish and the results are the same. I don't think it was sarcastic.

Oops, meant to say sarcastic, sorry Madmax; not sure what was was thinking when i said "don't"

[arkoe]

Thanks, sorry for making you spell it out for me.

[MadMax]

Originally posted by arkoe
Thanks, sorry for making you spell it out for me.

it's all good. i'm a jimy apologist.

[Buck Turgidson]

I thought you were a Drayton apologist?

Biggio?

Is there anyone for whom you won't apologize?

APOLOGIZER

[MadMax]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
I thought you were a Drayton apologist?

Biggio?

Is there anyone for whom you won't apologize?

APOLOGIZER

i know. :) i'm bad news, buck. the only problem is...i'm right! :)