Yao's left big toe

[Will]

Has anyone heard anything about it? Do you think it will affect the team? Is it OK? Will it be OK when the season starts? Was there any reason to think it wasn't OK? What about Moochie's brother-in-law's dog's best friend's owner's car's mechanic's girlfriend's dad's boss's broker's maid's niece's doctor's next-door-neighbor's kid's lizard? I hear it's gained some weight during the offseason.

[RocketForever]

Yao's left big toe? what about it? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Will]

Oh, dear. I'm gonna have to close my own thread . . .

[heypartner]

All I know is so far that big piggy has stayed home.

[Pat]

I understand the mechanics girlfriend is a hottie. Can we get any pictures?

[drpepper]

there's no credibility unless you have pics.

[red]

Will...stop trying to divert attention away from MoT third nipple...

[Yetti]

Red:- It wasn't MoT it was Mr.Saramanca....in James Bond!

[Stevie Francis]

Yawn! So what up with the news. Cause it seems like there is none here.

[Deckard]

That's news to me!

The left big toe is indeed a serious problem... Yao is supposed to see a specialist in LA as soon as possible. It is said to have turned a spectrum of colors not seen since The 13TH Floor Elevators played at the Love Street Light Circus at Allens Landing in the summer of 1968.

This development has the Chinese coaches huddled with their guards discussing ways to keep from stepping on it during games. One coach was overheard saying "I will put it in my mouth and massage it , if it will help the team!".

The Chinese media was torn between disclosing the development and frightening the public. "We don't want to start a panic", one noted sports reporter said on the condition that he remain anonymous. More news to follow as it becomes available.

[ico4498]

And so it came to pass in those days, the clutchites,having devored all aspects of Yao, found his left big toe ... wanting ..

Selah

[CoPilot]

I have the inside scoop NO the kid's lizard DID NOT gain any weight during the off season!!!

Well at least thats what Moochie's brother-in-law's SAID

Now the toe I have no clue about that.........:cool:

[AroundTheWorld]

Does anybody else think that if a non-admin had started this thread, it would have been closed already? :)

[Will]

And yes, in case anyone else needs to ask, this was a joke about the lame threads we've been coming up with in our desperation for something to talk about.