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gr8-1
10-31-2001, 03:56 PM
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Can we do this here? I think it would be fun.
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 04:03 PM
A. Texas A&M
A-Train
10-31-2001, 04:08 PM
gr8's answer was better than mine...
EDIT!
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:10 PM
Q: What is the number of prostitutes that would have sex with Q8 Rocket if he walked into a brothel with a fist full of fifties.
A: Gary Coleman and Jen Lopez.
3fingeredgus
10-31-2001, 04:12 PM
Q: What romantic couple was spotted at the Longbeach Flea Market, Sunday?
A: An Australian Swallow
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 04:13 PM
Q. Which two people has P. Diddy slept with?
A. 400 lbs
heypartner
10-31-2001, 04:14 PM
Q. When CriscoKidd is depressed, what is his favorite candy bar to eat when treating himself to a refreshing pile of greasy french fries.
btw I was answering A-Train's "Zero"
Q for 400 lb's is: What is CriscoKidd's goal in life?
A. Achebe's squeaky bed.
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 04:16 PM
Q. Where are you least likely to find a woman?
A. Utah Jazz
A-Train
10-31-2001, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by crispee
A. Achebe's squeaky bed.
What is the only thing that has been used less than Thomas Hamilton's Nordic Track?
A: Neon pink with green polka dots
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:17 PM
A: Neon pink with green polka dots
Q: What color was DoD's tuxedo when he went Stag to the prom?
A: treeman
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 04:20 PM
Q. What happens when the KKK goes to a 76ers game?(Question to: Derrick Coleman meets Rush Limbaugh)
A. Little boys
heypartner
10-31-2001, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by A-Train
A: Neon pink with green polka dots
Q. What design for the new Rocket's uniform will perfectly match Dr of Dunk's wardrobe.
A. A Frankenstein Mask.
heypartner
10-31-2001, 04:23 PM
gr8-1....that's too funny. Why did we both think of DoD?
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by crispee
gr8-1....that's too funny. Why did we both think of DoD?
Great minds think alike, and so do ours. I'm fast becoming a Cuttino fan, quite a player.
heypartner
10-31-2001, 04:27 PM
to get back on track.
Originally posted by Franchise2001
A. Little boys
Q. What is the ending to Franchise2001's signature?
A. A Frankenstein Mask
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:28 PM
A. Little boys
Q: Along with a bottle of Old Spice and "the Bulls highlights video," what else does getting branded like to pick up at the mall?
A: To keep this in sync :Frankenstein Mask
A-Train
10-31-2001, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by crispee
A. A Frankenstein Mask.
What is the second biggest selling halloween item, right behind the Lisa Malosky mask?
A: One box of jelly doughnuts
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:30 PM
A train, I had already edited my post, can you repost yours to keep in sync? You cna use my Q if you want, but I used your answer.
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 04:30 PM
Q. What is the worst possible answer to stop the game?
A. 69
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:32 PM
A: One box of jelly doughnuts
Q: What will be ROXRAN's dessert while watching the nra convention on C-Span Friday night?
A: You stink Williams.
Chance
10-31-2001, 04:33 PM
Q. What would greatly improve the overall looks of Sam Cassell?
A. The limerick about the guy from Nantucket.
Ty_Webb
10-31-2001, 04:35 PM
Q: The most common thing heard at the Womens US Open finals in Richard's section.
A: Osma Bin Ladins Turbin
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:37 PM
Q: What will the Bush daughters use as a g-string once Osama is captured?
A: Thomas Hamilton posting up Oliver Miller.
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 04:38 PM
Q. What has 4 legs, 2 sandwiches, and weighs 900 lbs?
A. Maybe, maybe no
heypartner
10-31-2001, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Franchise2001
A. Maybe, maybe no
A. What did popeye really mean to write in his infamous "I Will" thread.
Q. A sticky Curling Iron
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:47 PM
Q: What is the most popular sex toy in College Station?
A: shanna, francis 4 prez, smokey
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 04:47 PM
Q. What does moochie norris hate the most?
A. 2 inches
heypartner
10-31-2001, 04:50 PM
Q. What do shanna, franchis for prez and smokey have in common with Lorena Bobbitt's husband.
A. Joey Buttafuco's New Year's resolution.
heypartner
10-31-2001, 04:52 PM
oops, I was trying to think of the guy who got castrated by his girlfriend...not Joey.
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 04:53 PM
John Bobbit
mr_gootan
10-31-2001, 04:54 PM
Q.Why won't hotels in the Northeast feel the effect of the recession next year?
A. A superfluous nipple
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 04:58 PM
Q: What is Iraq's secret bilogical weapon?
A: DoD's Honda Accord.
heypartner
10-31-2001, 04:58 PM
deleted,,,gr8-1's was better.
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 05:06 PM
Q: What was gr8-1 seen defacing at the mall?
A: A bar of soap.
A-Train
10-31-2001, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by gr8-1
A: A bar of soap.
Due to lack of demand, what isn't sold at Salt Lake City grocery stores?
A: Smurfette
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 05:17 PM
Q: Who had a 3 way with Brainy and Hefty smurf?
A: Plump busting = slump busting.
Joe Joe
10-31-2001, 05:23 PM
Q: The mathematical equation expressing the relationship between dateless guys and fat women having sex
A: CC.net addict
heypartner
10-31-2001, 06:00 PM
I think that is a real question and answer there Joe Joe and gr8-1...or that was a helluva a question by Joe Joe.
Joe Joe
10-31-2001, 06:20 PM
I'm going with helluva question by Joe Joe. What is plump busting?
heypartner
10-31-2001, 06:26 PM
I figure, plump busting is what guys who need to break out of a dating slump do with fat women.
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 06:33 PM
you guys are right. to continue thsi thrread though:
Q: What was Manny diagnosed with when he went to the psychaitrist?
A: Dave Jamerson
Joe Joe
10-31-2001, 06:40 PM
Q: The greatest insult you can call a basketball player
A: Fellowship of the Ring
Franchise2001
10-31-2001, 07:40 PM
Q. What won't Malone and Stockton ever experience?
A. San Francisco
gr8-1
10-31-2001, 07:45 PM
Q: What did Outlaw mean when he said "the meat market north of LA?"
A: Atomic bomb. This is a fastball right down the plate fellas.
Franchise2001
11-01-2001, 12:16 PM
Q. What gift do I wish I could give to Q8 Rocket for Chanukah?
A. Balls
heypartner
11-01-2001, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by Franchise2001
A. Balls
Yet another ending to Franchise2001's signature.
A. A Referee Swallowing a Whistle
Franchise2001
11-01-2001, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by crispee
Yet another ending to Franchise2001's signature.
Fixed my signature just for you :D
Q. What has two legs, black and white stripes, and is blind, deaf, and dumb?
A. 7th Grade
VesceySux
11-01-2001, 12:51 PM
Q. What is Bill Walton's reading level?
A. Britney Spears' new CD
Q: what's the most common item used for target practise.
A: lab rat
fadeaway
11-01-2001, 01:16 PM
Q. What do you call a big, black dog with a rodent's tail?
A. Athlete's foot on his butt.
mr_gootan
11-01-2001, 01:37 PM
Q: What does dan Feagen deserve every day?
A: Banana Thong
heypartner
11-01-2001, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by mr_gootan
A: Banana Thong
My favorite thing to peel.
Q. Got Milk?
Joe Joe
11-01-2001, 02:12 PM
Q: What is the question pamela Anderson Lee is asked the most?
A: Stan Lee
mr_gootan
11-01-2001, 02:57 PM
Q: Who owns the complete set of superhero underoos?
A: Tampon string
A-Train
11-01-2001, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by mr_gootan
A: Tampon string
Q: What does Ellen DeGenerous get stuck in her teeth every night?
A: Two sheep
gr8-1
11-01-2001, 03:36 PM
Q: What has a higher cumulative IQ, the atm student body or two sheep?
A: Jesus
heypartner
11-01-2001, 03:56 PM
What was the infamous first word of Adam when gazing his eyes upon the glory of Eve for the first time, which God then started using anytime he made something perfect?
A. Yahoo!
Joe Joe
11-01-2001, 06:11 PM
Q: What does Crispee shout after every high 24?
A: Size, font, color.
Manny Ramirez
11-01-2001, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Joe Joe
A: Size, font, color.
Q: What are Doctor of Dunk's 3 favorite things to adjust every day?
A: Bob Rainey
Joe Joe
11-01-2001, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Manny Ramirez
A: Bob Rainey
Q: Who makes Crispee seem non controversial?
A: N/A
Manny Ramirez
11-02-2001, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Joe Joe
A: N/A
Q: Who was R0ckets 03's favorite baseball team before the Yankees this year?
A: Huh???
Franchise2001
11-02-2001, 01:36 AM
Q. What did the deaf man say to the blind man?
A. Poo Poo Platter
Manny Ramirez
11-02-2001, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by Franchise2001
A. Poo Poo Platter
Q: What's the only thing that gettingbranded touches without washing his hands afterwards?
A: glynch.
Joe Joe
11-02-2001, 09:49 AM
Q: What is the handle for the mythical george Lynch fan?
A: Service Area
HOOP-T
11-02-2001, 12:01 PM
Q. What is the backroom of the strip club in Austin that Kenny Thomas went to called?
A. You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
gr8-1
11-02-2001, 03:16 PM
q: what did the doctor say to a distraught John Stockton after he had an accident with a Swedish pen!s enlargement machine?
a: gettingbranded's closet.
3fingeredgus
11-02-2001, 03:32 PM
q: where can you find a toilet bowl plunger, 2 boxes of medium sized rubber gloves, and lots of vaseline?
a: Codename Assfinger
HOOP-T
11-02-2001, 03:35 PM
Q. While trying to sneak into Bulls training camp, what did Roy D Elton say when the guard asked him for his press pass?
A. Touch my monkey, TOUCH IT!!!
Manny Ramirez
11-02-2001, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by HOOP-T
A. Touch my monkey, TOUCH IT!!!
Q: What was said to gettingbranded to cause him to become a germophobe?
A: Picking boogers.
Joe Joe
11-02-2001, 05:24 PM
Q: What is a troll's 2nd favorite pasttime after writing a nonintellectually stimulating post on CC.net?
A: Methane gas and blow torch.
A-Train
11-02-2001, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Joe Joe
A: Methane gas and blow torch.
Q: What is the most popular method of celebration in Los Angeles after the Lakers win an NBA title?
A: Golden Girls reruns
Q: What does Kelvin Cato watch to get himself pumped up for a game?
A: Comassie blue filter
Joe Joe
11-03-2001, 01:14 AM
Q: What is the "Scottie Pippen" of the condom industry?
A: Red no Blue. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gr8-1
11-03-2001, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Joe Joe
Q:
A: Red no Blue. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What was Kelvin Cato saying to the baloon man at the party barn???
A: Jass, Hugh.
Manny Ramirez
11-03-2001, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by gr8-1
A: Jass, Hugh.
Q: What was the name that Bart Simpson used to prankcall Moe that backfired on him?
A: Major Applewhite.
Joe Joe
11-04-2001, 12:02 AM
Q: Who holds the record for most TDs thrown by a Texans quaterback?
A: The inescapable, enduring power of sarcasm
gr8-1
11-05-2001, 01:22 PM
Q: What do certain naive posters on this bbs fail to grasp?
A: toothless
Franchise2001
11-05-2001, 01:46 PM
Q. The reason why everyone likes getting head from gettinbranded's mom is because she is......
A. Pee Wee Herman
Joe Joe
11-05-2001, 01:56 PM
Q:Who is the only person that's been intimate with Pee Wee Herman?
A: :eek:
mr_gootan
11-05-2001, 02:33 PM
What did I look like when DaMooch won the game with a last second three? (if my face was painted purple, and all my hair was shaved off, and I had no body,...)
A: Miracle Bra
gr8-1
11-05-2001, 02:46 PM
Q: GRrr.... What do women with A-cups wear to trick you into believing they are C-cups??? :mad:
A: Jo-mo and Mohatma (This is a movie reference, if it helps).
Lil Pun
11-05-2001, 03:14 PM
Q. What or who are two things in a movie I know nothing about?
A. The worst of all
Joe Joe
11-05-2001, 04:42 PM
Q: What is the phrase commonly used by teenge girls to refer to their mundane problems?
A: I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
VesceySux
11-05-2001, 05:18 PM
Q: What does BGM say after ripping into any troll who dares post negative Rockets trash on CC.net?
A: Yellow dye #5
mr_gootan
11-05-2001, 05:57 PM
What causes my urine to turn that funky color after eating junkfood?
A: "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
Manny Ramirez
11-05-2001, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by mr_gootan
A: "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
Q: What does Kelvin Cato say after getting b!tchslapped in practice?
A: R0ckets 03
Joe Joe
11-05-2001, 06:13 PM
Q: What team has the lowest FG% and what is it?
A: 555-JAZZ
Q: what # do you call when you want 2 old farts to mow your lawn.
A: i need a monk!
Lil Pun
11-05-2001, 06:54 PM
Q. What does a sex crazed nun say all the time?
A. Phosphoric acid
Manny Ramirez
11-05-2001, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Lil Pun
A. Phosphoric acid [/B]
Q: What substance was used to blind CD and Rudy in giving Kelvin Cato his current contract?
A: "Worst episode, ever!"
Joe Joe
11-05-2001, 10:13 PM
Q: What did the acid addict say after he woke up and found out he had "gettinbranded" tatooed on his forehead.
A: Indiana Jones and the Heisman trophy
Lil Pun
11-05-2001, 11:52 PM
Q. If there was a fourth installment of Indiana Jones, what would be the title of the movie?
A. I came, I saw, I puked
gr8-1
11-06-2001, 12:48 AM
Q: What did Rudy T say when he saw the Thomas Hamilton/ Kelvin Cato one-on-one in practice.
A: ruggedly handsome.
Zac D
11-06-2001, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by gr8-1
A: ruggedly handsome.
Q: How does Robert Redford describe Robert Redford?
A: Extra crunchy
Manny Ramirez
11-06-2001, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by Zac D
A: Extra crunchy
Q: What adjective does gettingbranded use to describe his favorite food?
A: The movie, "The Crying Game"
Joe Joe
11-06-2001, 10:07 AM
Q: What movie did my friend Dustin have to watch for his Asian studies class, while the rest of us went to see Matrix?
A: Constant head with back pressure using the Corps of Engineers Manual
mr_gootan
11-06-2001, 10:49 AM
What section starts on page 617 in the book entitled "Karma Sutra in the 21st Century"?
A: Rocky Mountain Oysters
Lil Pun
11-06-2001, 11:17 AM
Q. Can you name an oyster which really isn't an oyster at all?
A. 1st and 60
Joe Joe
11-06-2001, 01:50 PM
Q: What does 1st and ten look like to Farris?
A: I want a Toyota, not a toy yoda.
gr8-1
11-06-2001, 02:32 PM
Q: What is the most repeated phrase that customers say to Star Wars junkies who have to work at a Toyota dealership?
A: Love Potion # 90
Lil Pun
11-06-2001, 02:35 PM
Q. If you increased the power of Love Potion #9 by 10, what would the new potion's name be?
A. Hernando De Soto Bridge
HOOP-T
11-06-2001, 02:41 PM
Q. What is the Spanish version of the popular American card game called?
A. One, if you hit em right.
francis 4 prez
11-06-2001, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by HOOP-T
A. One, if you hit em right.
Q. How many rounds before Zab Judah starts throwing temper tantrums.
A. Lil Pun.
francis 4 prez
11-06-2001, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by francis 4 prez
A. Lil Pun.
Q. Whose answers don't seem to be that funny?
A. Shut up you jackass, it's just a game.
Damn I ****ed my last two posts up.
Franchise2001
11-06-2001, 03:18 PM
Q. Who phrases their answers in the form of a question?
A. BBS Hangout
Joe Joe
11-06-2001, 03:23 PM
Above post is better.
Rocketman95
11-06-2001, 03:23 PM
<quote><B>Q. Who phrases their answers in the form of a question?
A. BBS Hangout</b></quote>
Q: Where is there a conspiracy against RM95?
A: A one-legged French whore with syphillis.
Q: who was the last girl to give it up to gettingbranded?
A: apoptotic pathways
Gascon
11-06-2001, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by red
A: apoptotic pathways
Q: What post marks the last time I look anything posted by red up in the dictionary?
A: Charles Barkley's shorts
Q: what item can be used to house a family of 4?
A: "damn...now it's all wet!"
Gascon
11-06-2001, 04:25 PM
Q: What were probably the last words of the captain of The Bismarck ?
A: A strong attraction to the macabre.
Gascon
11-06-2001, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by red
A: "damn...now it's all wet!"
Q: What did Rockets management say after wasting a jersey on Kelvin Cato?
A: A strong attraction to the macabre.
Joe Joe
11-06-2001, 04:40 PM
Q: After being around perky people, what peculiar sensation overcomes many.
A: Olajuwon, Ryan, and Cambell
Q: What are the 3 names I'm considering for my baby girl?
A: A green paper bag, 2 soiled panties, and a box of staples.
Rocketman95
11-06-2001, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by red
Q: What are the 3 names I'm considering for my baby girl?
A: A green paper bag, 2 soiled panties, and a box of staples.
Q: What's a typical Tuesday night for RM95?
A: Goggles, a microscope, and some tweezers.
Q: What's a typical Thursday night for RM95?
A: Little orange tubes that shake.
Manny Ramirez
11-06-2001, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by red
A: Little orange tubes that shake.
Q: What was Dr of Dunk's favorite chemistry kit accessory growing up as a kid?
A: Yabba Dabba Doo
Rocketman95
11-06-2001, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Manny Ramirez
A: Yabba Dabba Doo
Q: What does Rocketwoman95 yell on RM95's weekends in Waco?
A: Peanut butter and bananas.
gr8-1
11-06-2001, 05:28 PM
Q: What was Gettinbranded found with while watching "Brad Sellers: The man, the myth, the legend" naked?
A: Michael Bolton and Rosie O'donnell
mr_gootan
11-06-2001, 05:50 PM
What rumored love affair gossip started after eyewitnesses saw Rosie and Penny Marshall kissing?
A: A baker's dozen
Joe Joe
11-06-2001, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by gr8-1
Q: What was Gettinbranded found with while watching "Brad Sellers: The man, the myth, the legend" naked?
A: Michael Bolton and Rosie O'donnell
Q: Who are to two people that not be allowed to mate for the love of God, atheists, democrats, Jews, Palestinians,Catholics Protestants, Rebublicans, and all things good?
A: 10 pens, 70 rubberbands, rubber cement, and 5 hours.
Lil Pun
11-06-2001, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by mr_gootan
What rumored love affair gossip started after eyewitnesses saw Rosie and Penny Marshall kissing?
A: A baker's dozen
Q. How many turkeys does Sally Struthers eat as a mid-morning snack?
A. Too much garbage
Manny Ramirez
11-06-2001, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Lil Pun
Q. How many turkeys does Sally Struthers eat as a mid-morning snack?
A. Too much garbage
Q: How would you describe the posts of Q8 Rocket, boy, and rompa as?
A: Heypartner
Manny Ramirez
11-07-2001, 06:03 PM
Bump
Realizing that I don't want to answer myself, we need to get this thread going again.
Don't let it die!
Last response was this:
A: Heypartner
Rocketman95
11-07-2001, 06:04 PM
Q: Who taught me the value of posting while pooing?
A: Ball peen hammers.
Joe Joe
11-07-2001, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Rocketman95
Q: Who taught me the value of posting while pooing?
A: Ball peen hammers.
Q: What are Cato's hands usually referred to as when he can't grab a pass?
A: Duct tape, Some C-4, and a clogged toilet.
Manny Ramirez
11-07-2001, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Joe Joe
A: Duct tape, Some C-4, and a clogged toilet.
Q: What's a typical Saturday night for gettingbranded?
A: Oscar Torres, coach of the Houston Cougars
Lil Pun
11-07-2001, 09:11 PM
Q. What title can be given to a Rocket to keep UH winless...FOREVER?
A. Madison Square Field
Manny Ramirez
11-07-2001, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Lil Pun
A. Madison Square Field
Q: If the Knicks became a football team, where would they play their home games?
A: A whip, chains, and a thong.
Rocketman95
11-07-2001, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Manny Ramirez
Q: If the Knicks became a football team, where would they play their home games?
A: A whip, chains, and a thong.
Q: What will be the first word's TheFreak's new baby hears when he asks about his conception?
A: Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah
Lil Pun
11-07-2001, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by Rocketman95
Q: What will be the first word's TheFreak's new baby hears when he asks about his conception?
A: Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah
What does Shallow Hal see in a multi-racial woman after being repeatedly hypnotized and unhypnotized?
A. Powdered Water
Manny Ramirez
11-08-2001, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by Lil Pun
A. Powdered Water
Q: What did Clyde the Glide wished he had when he bumped into crispee the other night at the Rockets-Nuggets game?
A: "No soup for you!"
mr_gootan
11-08-2001, 08:37 AM
What does every fan scream when they find out the star player on their favorite team becomes a Chunky Soup spokesperson?
A: Big Goober Fish!
Joe Joe
11-08-2001, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by mr_gootan
A: Big Goober Fish!
Q: What does Band Geek Mobster turn into in the full moon night.
A: Stargate, wormhole, blackhole, quantum singularity
Manny Ramirez
11-08-2001, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Joe Joe
A: Stargate, wormhole, blackhole, quantum singularity
Q: What are the 4 things that trekkies love to discuss after Star Trek ?
A: A 1976 Ford Pinto
mr_gootan
11-08-2001, 01:57 PM
Kelvin is to 'Taurus' as Calvin Murphy is to what?
A: Projectile Vomit
gr8-1
11-08-2001, 03:34 PM
Q: What did sect. 25 in the Compaq center do when an unemployed Thomas Hamilton attempted to pull a Morgana on Dan Langhi?
A: Akeem Abdul Ali.
Joe Joe
11-08-2001, 04:35 PM
Q: What do you call a 7 footer that can kick Shaq's butt?
A: Stinkbutt
gr8-1
11-08-2001, 04:47 PM
Q: What is Karl Malone's "other" nickname?
A: 1 gallon of bleach, a hammer, and a kitten.
Q: what 3 items are gr8-1 not allowed to play with until he turms 60?
A: deep fried goat testicles with a basil-lemon vinegrette...
Manny Ramirez
11-08-2001, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by red
A: deep fried goat testicles with a basil-lemon vinegrette...
Q: What is gettingbranded's favorite hors d'oeuvre?
A: Pinstripes, a fedora, and very shiny shoes
gr8-1
11-09-2001, 01:08 AM
Q: What does Rocketspimp wear to church??
A: The Iron Sheik
Manny Ramirez
11-09-2001, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by gr8-1
A: The Iron Sheik
Q: What was the name of the newest wrestler(compared to the Iran Sheik in the WWF) in the now defunct American Wrestling Association?
A: Morning talk shows, soap operas, and wrestling
mr_gootan
11-09-2001, 09:10 AM
What type of programs are shown on PBS in Arkansas?
A: Rings around Uranus
gr8-1
11-09-2001, 03:38 PM
Q: What do I get if I eat too much spicy food?
A: Oyster shckers, a pair of extra medium gloves, and a pack of menthols.
Joe Joe
11-09-2001, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by gr8-1
A: Oyster shckers, a pair of extra medium gloves, and a pack of menthols.
Q: What are in the pockets of a Health department chemist who prepares seafood samples for organic chemical analysis just before the 10:15 smoke break?
A: A two feet compacted clay liner with a permeability of less than 1 * 10^-7.
Manny Ramirez
11-09-2001, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Joe Joe
A: A two feet compacted clay liner with a permeability of less than 1 * 10^-7.
Q: What did gettingbranded wish he had last night to put on his TV so he didn't have to see the Bulls score?
A: Heather Locklear and Sharon Stone.
Azadre
11-09-2001, 08:29 PM
Q. Who will go lez this year
A. 3ft. of tubing and a box of cereal
gr8-1
11-09-2001, 08:46 PM
Q: What was found at Richard Gere's last get together?
A: here kitty, kitty, kitty.........
Joe Joe
02-13-2002, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by gr8-1
Q: What was found at Richard Gere's last get together?
A: here kitty, kitty, kitty.........
Q: What is the most common phrase said at Aussie's?
A jeopardy calendar
gr8-1
02-13-2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Joe Joe
Q: What is the most common phrase said at Aussie's?
A jeopardy calendar
Q: If gettingbranded's house was on fire, what would be the first thing he grabs?
A: pinstripes
Manny Ramirez
02-13-2002, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by gr8-1
Q: If gettingbranded's house was on fire, what would be the first thing he grabs?
A: pinstripes
Q: What type of suit did Kevin Willis have on when Drewdog came oh-so-close of no longer being with us?
A: Princess vs. Mrs. JB
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