Introduction to me

[edjunkie]

Hey guys and gals. My name is Troy and I found this forum by accident while looking at traffic stats for my website. The beauty of it is that I am a huge Rockets fan and I live in Kemah. My site is an energy drink review site so as you can see these sites are totally unrelated. Good deal for me since I been looking for a good local forum like this where I can talk about Rockets as well as other stuff. I am married, have 3 daughters, and a dog. Typical I suppose. I also love music of all types as well as movies and I go to a lot of concerts. I love to play video games and have all 3 systems. I do not play online though because I am too old and slow and get my rear kicked. You can also find me on Yelp under the name scum1 as I like to try new places to eat and share that info. As for Basket ball I have been a Rockets fan forever and I am from the Houston area. Of course I hate Dallas(everything) but I hate the Heat more so I will be rooting for the Mavs in this finals. Anyway just wanted to do a little introduction. Feel free to ask anything and I look forward to participating in a lot of the forum sections.

[Azadre]

Where do you see yourself in five years? And as a follow-up what do you think is your biggest weakness?

[Royals Ego]

this is not a dating site

[Lynus302]

Come see our cool cage thing.


http://blogs.crikey.com.au/purepoison/files/2010/10/mola-ram.jpg

[moestavern19]

I love these intros. I want MOAR.

[tmoney1101]

welcome.

not what you were expecting?

[edjunkie]

someone suggested an introduction thread so I figured what the hell. Not looking for a date.

In 5 years I see myself exactly where I am now. Biggest weakness? alcohol and fast food.

[thadeus]

How's your mother doing?

[finalsbound]

I will be rooting for the Mavs in this finals.

Get the **** out.

[Qball]

Of course I hate Dallas(everything) but I hate the Heat more so I will be rooting for the Mavs in this finals.

neg rep, a true rox fan would be on clutchfans while finals are on.

[Pull_Up_3]

this isnt your diary plz go

[moestavern19]

Get the **** out.

Didn't you get the memo? Thats how 95% of Rockets fans feel apparently.

[kaleidosky]

seems odd for someone new who just found the site to write this...

My site is an energy drink review site so as you can see these sites are totally unrelated.


...knowing that it's something people bitch about if you mention it and link your site. Guessing someone made up a new alias to make fun of the last "Intro" thing..?

[Mr. Clutch]

Describe a difficult situation you had on a previous forum and how you handled it.

[moestavern19]

Post a picture of your wife and rate your poo on a scale of 10/14

[edjunkie]

More like someone duped me into starting this thread. As for the link well it don't matter much to me. I get plenty of traffic and it is not something that means much to me anyway. It is part of what I do though as much as other interest.

seems odd for someone new who just found the site to write this...




...knowing that it's something people bitch about if you mention it and link your site. Guessing someone made up a new alias to make fun of the last "Intro" thing..?

[Joshfast]

"Introduction to me" LOL

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[moestavern19]

More like someone duped me into starting this thread. As for the link well it don't matter much to me. I get plenty of traffic and it is not something that means much to me anyway. It is part of what I do though as much as other interest.


We're a good community here.

Heres a guide...

NBA Dish: Heat bandwagoners arguing with children.
GARM: A vast wasteland of useless opinions littered with seldom clever Carl Herrera threads and DaDakota bulk posts.
Texans/Astros Forum: The most self-loathing sports forum there is. And the 2 people who care about the Dynamo.

Hangout: Where the cool kids hang out and everybody tries to out smart-ass everybody else. Also for hot chicks and relationship advice.

D&D: Don't even bother. Just as it says, monkeys flinging poo.

[SwoLy-D]

:confused: "Introduction to me"? WTF is this, a BOOK? Come on, now, man... just imagine if every effin' user here wrote an "introduction" thread... we wouldn't have room for the real Hangout discussions: ToyCen's conspiracy theories about kites that look like UFO's and Buildings Imploding! seems odd for someone new who just found the site to write this...

...knowing that it's something people bitch about if you mention it and link your site. Guessing someone made up a new alias to make fun of the last "Intro" thing..?Makes me glad to have turned off SIGNATURES in my options. :o

[GRENDEL]

Also don't forget to say what's up to the unsorted forum, it's a rite of passage....

[tmoney1101]

i knew this thread would start to fizzle quick, this dude's too normal. We're not getting the classic responses that feed a thread like this. these intro threads are best left to the foreigners.

that being said, please rank your children from who you love most to the one you really hate.

not that it really matters.

[Jugdish]

Ask you anything? OK, what makes a wet towel darker?

[gifford1967]

This thread makes me smile.

[Rashmon]

Welcome to the board edjunkie.

[edjunkie]

Thanks for the info. I just don't think so clearly this early in the day lol. Wow there are soccer fans on here even. I feel smarter already

We're a good community here.

Heres a guide...

NBA Dish: Heat bandwagoners arguing with children.
GARM: A vast wasteland of useless opinions littered with seldom clever Carl Herrera threads and DaDakota bulk posts.
Texans/Astros Forum: The most self-loathing sports forum there is. And the 2 people who care about the Dynamo.

Hangout: Where the cool kids hang out and everybody tries to out smart-ass everybody else. Also for hot chicks and relationship advice.

D&D: Don't even bother. Just as it says, monkeys flinging poo.

[TexasTofu]

this needs to replace the actual descriptions We're a good community here.

Heres a guide...

NBA Dish: Heat bandwagoners arguing with children.
GARM: A vast wasteland of useless opinions littered with seldom clever Carl Herrera threads and DaDakota bulk posts.
Texans/Astros Forum: The most self-loathing sports forum there is. And the 2 people who care about the Dynamo.

Hangout: Where the cool kids hang out and everybody tries to out smart-ass everybody else. Also for hot chicks and relationship advice.

D&D: Don't even bother. Just as it says, monkeys flinging poo.

[Thefabman]

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[MoonDogg]

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[RoxSqaud]

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=6166730&postcount=66

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=6167117&postcount=70

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=204322&page=4

:p

[DonkeyMagic]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/dont-care-bear-bear-demotivational-poster-1233477297.jpg

[tmoney1101]

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=6166730&postcount=66

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=6167117&postcount=70

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=204322&page=4

:p

well played.

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[edjunkie]

:) thanks. It's like joining a gang where they all kick your ass as an initiation.

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=6166730&postcount=66

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=6167117&postcount=70

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=204322&page=4

:p

[GlenRice]

Hi edjunkie, my name is GlenRice. People call me GlenIce because i'm Ice cold, But I'm hot in pressure even though I pass the ball around for the better shot.

[DonnyMost]

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/5/a/5ae0e_ORIG-cool_story_bro_gif.gif

[kidcave9]

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[nickb492]

Where do you see yourself in five years? And as a follow-up what do you think is your biggest weakness?

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[Rockets2K]

here's a quick CF.net primer for you.

When you make a thread, expect to receive at least 75% smartass remarks.

We dont really have a good list of rules, using the golden rule would be the guideline I would recommend to stay on the good side of the moderators.


and

welcome. ;)

[Realjad]

here's a quick CF.net primer for you.

When you make a thread, expect to receive at least 75% smartass remarks.

We dont really have a good list of rules, using the golden rule would be the guideline I would recommend to stay on the good side of the moderators.


and

welcome. ;)

To follow up on this, you will soon recognize who is who.

This will save you time on threads like this. Because I know most of the members and what they usually post I was able to go through this entire thread very quickly, because I have gained this skill I effortlessly scanned over this '75%' and went straight to the posts that didn't waste my time which was about.. 4. ;) Not bad for a thread only on the second page I would say.

Maybe Clutchfans is getting smarter?

bwhahahaha


BTW yes I infact AM about to get high, however I'm not at the moment.

[Jontro]

Welcome to thee.

Just a reminder, posting pictures of hot women, especially racy pictures, will get you higher on the ladder.

[Xerobull]

Welcome to the hangout. Where the cool kids dump poop on each other alllll dayyyy long.

Your particular brand of rhetoric has me picturing you as looking something like this:

http://images.wikia.com/cleveland/images/0/03/Cleveland_Holt_singleF.jpg

amirite?

[KingCheetah]

Not that it really matters, but we have a tradition of new members posting pics of themselves so we can put a name with a face.

We'd love for you to post some pics of yourself edjunkie.

[edjunkie]

Get rid of the polo, add a concert t and your close. Even nailed the chest hair part lol

Welcome to the hangout. Where the cool kids dump poop on each other alllll dayyyy long.

Your particular brand of rhetoric has me picturing you as looking something like this:

http://images.wikia.com/cleveland/images/0/03/Cleveland_Holt_singleF.jpg

amirite?

[Realjad]

Welcome to the hangout. Where the cool kids dump poop on each other alllll dayyyy long.

Your particular brand of rhetoric has me picturing you as looking something like this:

http://images.wikia.com/cleveland/images/0/03/Cleveland_Holt_singleF.jpg

amirite?

I LOL'ed

[edjunkie]

Sure why not.
http://www.edjunkie.com/images.jpg
I just got that new phone by the way


By the way do not google hairy buff guy images:grin:

Not that it really matters, but we have a tradition of new members posting pics of themselves so we can put a name with a face.

We'd love for you to post some pics of yourself edjunkie.

[RoxSqaud]

By the way do not google hairy buff guy images:grin:

...and my safe search was off. :(