BF's League : Close games as we close in on the championship run.

[Dr of Dunk]

Wow, Smeg and my game is shaping up to be a good one thanks to the Big Oaf in the Middle aka Shaq. Iverson had a "subpar" game and that didn't help. I need him to go off for 70 pts in this next one and hopefully Shaq won't go for more than 70. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Anyway, looks like Rob is fighting off VOR, too and that'll give me some breathing room if I win or lose. If Rob wins, it'll be one less game with really nothing changed.

Pimp's in a tight race against Lard Boy, too. Dammit Pimp, you gotta win this one!

...it's nail-bitin' time

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"There is a long-term study being done of women and their menstrual cycles and preliminary findings show that women in the US have had their puberty move from beginning around 15 or 16 in the 1960's to around 11 or 12 today as compared with women in China who still reach puberty around 15 or 16." -- Jeff Balke has nothing left to save (including his mind apparently) and has decided to become the Cliff Claven of the board. Go on with yer bad self, Jeff!

[Robert Snyder]

Well, its gonna be a nailbitter as I try to play spoiler. Its pretty much a two team race and IMO if either DoD or VOR get a 3 game lead its done. You can sign, seal, and deliver that championship. Maybe an injury or 2 can happen to make it interesting.

Rob

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[SmeggySmeg]

It's too close to call no matter the results but especially if Dr and VOR have losses I think they both will need to watch for Lard Boy but also Fadeaway who is on a nasty tear.

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[CriscoKidd]

I need no watching with Webber out.

*sigh*

I like the fact that the records are pretty close for everyone though.(well, cept for ren http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif )

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[Dr of Dunk]

Ren's final words :

"What? No more trades? Damn, I'm out."

http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"There is a long-term study being done of women and their menstrual cycles and preliminary findings show that women in the US have had their puberty move from beginning around 15 or 16 in the 1960's to around 11 or 12 today as compared with women in China who still reach puberty around 15 or 16." -- Jeff Balke has nothing left to save (including his mind apparently) and has decided to become the Cliff Claven of the board. Go on with yer bad self, Jeff!

[Dr of Dunk]

Rob, I think it'll take more than a 3 game lead especially with you and Ren doing better with your teams. Especially at this point in the season with quite a few games still left. I actually am kinda scared now playing against Ren's team. All it takes is a lopsided game count for either me or VOR to lose.

Also consider that a 3 game lead for me is really about a 2 game lead since the tie breaker is total points (I think). Most guys at the top in the league have scored more points than me, although I'm gaining fast.

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"There is a long-term study being done of women and their menstrual cycles and preliminary findings show that women in the US have had their puberty move from beginning around 15 or 16 in the 1960's to around 11 or 12 today as compared with women in China who still reach puberty around 15 or 16." -- Jeff Balke has nothing left to save (including his mind apparently) and has decided to become the Cliff Claven of the board. Go on with yer bad self, Jeff!

[SmeggySmeg]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CriscoKidd:
I need no watching with Webber out.

*sigh*

I like the fact that the records are pretty close for everyone though.(well, cept for ren http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif )
</font>

Lardness,

one thing i don't get is why didn't you pick up Pollard as soon as Webber went down and put him him, i know i should of, and damn am i spewing Pimp beat me to Laettner


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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[RocketsPimp]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SmeggySmeg:
...and damn am i spewing Pimp beat me to Laettner


</font>

He he! Someone needs to keep you in check now that you are ahead of me by a game Smeggie. Unless DoD or VOR loses a few, I'm done.



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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush

[Behad]

How do you guys think I feel with Kobe and Marion out? I was just looking to stay in the top half of the field. Now even that is in doubt.

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[SmeggySmeg]

well looks like Jones is injured there goes the match-up

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[Dr of Dunk]

Nonsense Smeg, with Shaq there, he may end up counting as about 3 players. Ugh. Besides, Antonio Davis is about to throw up a dud of a game for me.


DAMMIT, I NEED THIS WIN!!!!! http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/mad.gif

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"There is a long-term study being done of women and their menstrual cycles and preliminary findings show that women in the US have had their puberty move from beginning around 15 or 16 in the 1960's to around 11 or 12 today as compared with women in China who still reach puberty around 15 or 16." -- Jeff Balke has nothing left to save (including his mind apparently) and has decided to become the Cliff Claven of the board. Go on with yer bad self, Jeff!

[SmeggySmeg]

Damn you Hamstring well that will be both games gone and there goes my title tilt

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[SmeggySmeg]

won't even be close Dr you will be plus 100 up and i only have 1 game more tomorrow

damn you JOnes

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[BobFinn*]

Kobe won't pull this one out for you Behad. Good game. Better luck next time http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif

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"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."-
(Aldous Huxley)

[Dr of Dunk]

Dammit, VOR pulled out the win thanks to a no-show by Glenn "Big Dog(gin' it) Robinson!! http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/mad.gif

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[The Voice of Reason]

HELLO ALL,

wow I am back. Not only did I go away to Mardigras, but my computer died while installing airplane tycoon(hack) as well as busy catching up with work. I havnt been able to keep up with my team at all. I made one little roster change a week of so ago, but that is all. I know I lost one game, but havnt been to sandbox except for when I got that warning E-mail(the one that says they sell inactive teams)

I am sorry for my absence, and hope to be able to recommit myself to the league. I say this only because it is our individual involvement that has made this league great. I hope to be able to make the home streatch competitive and fun


BUT DAMN I MISSED ALL THE TRADES http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/frown.gif


oh well

peace

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[Dr of Dunk]

What trades? http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Oh, and please... take your time coming back... http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[The Voice of Reason]

the NBA trades/trading deadline

and I am taking my time coming back..... I missed the roster deadline fot this game, so wink should be able to give me quite a scare. next game I should be back at the helm

peace

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[Dr of Dunk]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Voice of Reason:
I missed the roster deadline fot this game, so wink should be able to give me quite a scare. next game I should be back at the helm
</font>

Well, Mobley didn't play in his first game, so there's some help for you there...

Please lose.

I'll be your friend! http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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[The Voice of Reason]

Its kind of out of my hands now.

and it looks like we will be friends http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

at least I gain something

peace



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[The Voice of Reason]

DAMMIT!!!


NMAGG is gonna have something like a 5 game advantage against me. and that includes 3 shaq games http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/frown.gif

I picked a hell of a time to start paying attention again.

maybe I should have payed attention sooner and avoided a loss or two. I AM DOOMED

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[Dr of Dunk]

What the heck is "NMAGG"?

And be quiet... I just lost to Ren by 14 points. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/frown.gif

Man, I had a 1 game disadvantage, but thought I could still pull it out. Then Antonio Davis gets ejected and gives me a whopping -2 points. Oh the humanity.

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[Dr of Dunk]

Oh lovely, now I see Bobo will have at least a 2 or so game advantage on me...

This sucks big willy.

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[BobFinn*]

Your days of being in first are numbered http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif

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"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."-
(Aldous Huxley)

[RocketsPimp]

.......

http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush

[Dr of Dunk]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BobFinn*:
Your days of being in first are numbered http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif

</font>

I'd just like to say I dominated this league and that has to count for something, doesn't it? lol!

Man, Bob, I went out and threw garbage players in just to even out the number of games. Hopefully one of them will actually have a good game... http://bbs.clutchplays.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[BobFinn*]

I thought Davis was out for the game (injured elbow) but he did come back and play.

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[This message has been edited by BobFinn* (edited March 04, 2001).]

[SmeggySmeg]

Bob,

What happened to your players are they trying to lose?

Also I have a about a 100 pt lead over VOR Bees after day 1, not too bad considering a couple of sub par performances.

Smeg



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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[SmeggySmeg]

man i think i am main forum dumb rookie posters overloaded, one more stupid naive post and i think i might snap

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[CriscoKidd]

lol smegster, time to bust out another if the rockets were a whatever thread.

Unleash your anger.

half those rookies are probly heypee anyway. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif

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[SmeggySmeg]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CriscoKidd:
lol smegster, time to bust out another if the rockets were a whatever thread.
</font>

And the typical rookie response to one of those will be "This is stupid, man"

Hang on that might be a good idea to get rid of them.

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[CriscoKidd]

how about "if a rookie was a fruit" ...

lol

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[SmeggySmeg]

needs to be something to do with rockets or Clutchy will move it

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[Dr of Dunk]

"If the Rockets were to shoot a rookie, who would it be?"

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[SmeggySmeg]

Nice on Dr may use that, if allowed?

Also bugger you beat to using Achebe's quote as a signature.

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[Dr of Dunk]

Achebe had me laughing for 20 minutes after he posted that. I don't care whether you're cleared of it or not, that's just hilarious.

Oh, and how about BRIAN SHAW!!!!! The SHAW-SHAQ redemption cometh!!! I looked at the guy's numbers and noticed he'd been putting up solid fantasy numbers for the past 6 or 7 games. I couldn't believe nobody had grabbed him. Oh well, hopefully he'll get a lot of playing time even when their injured guards come back. He could turn out to be a steal, nonetheless...

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[fadeaway]

Go Smeg!!! Go Bob!!!!

Beat those silly HoopDaddies and KillerBees. Shave a few wins off their record. It's for a good cause. http://bbs.clutchplays.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[SmeggySmeg]

i hoping Mercer is out for season cause Hoiberg has been putting up 40-50 while he has been out.

Also Big Nasty could be a nice addition

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CUT Tino
These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!

[SmeggySmeg]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dr of Dunk:
Achebe had me laughing for 20 minutes after he posted that. I don't care whether you're cleared of it or not, that's just hilarious.
</font>


Got myself another Achebe classic for my sig
what do you think?


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[Dr of Dunk]

LOL! Hahahaha! He's a nut. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[SmeggySmeg]

Sorry Dr

Looks like i won't be able to help you get in front of VOR now

Jones just dislocated his shoulder and Smith didn't play cause of a sprained ankle

Here we go again, the injury bug strikes and i can fell a 7 games losing streak on the way.


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[This message has been edited by SmeggySmeg (edited March 05, 2001).]

[Dr of Dunk]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... DAMN YOU SMEG!!! And now I have tough competition ahead of me, too... and that lame loss to Ren sure didn't help.

I'm kissing the championship goodbye... http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/frown.gif

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[SmeggySmeg]

you think I'm happy, I still had one big winning streak left in me, and now I'm screwed

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"Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night

[SmeggySmeg]

46 down agianst VOR Bees with 3 quarters of a Shaq game remaining.

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"Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night

[fadeaway]

I was counting on you, Smeg, to soften up my opponents.

Hopefully, Shaq will explode and you'll gain some points on the recount.



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My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.

[SmeggySmeg]

32 down with a half to go and its a close game

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"Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night

[The Voice of Reason]

nams I am up by 18 before the morning recount.

If you tell me that I won that game your crazy. I had a 4 game disadvantage as well as a 5 point game, and a 7 point game from 2 of my players not to mention No BRAND. I know what happened, but its just hard to beleive your team fell apart on you. I had a whole concession speach prepared.

I hope the recount dosnt get Jeb bush involved http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif I wouldnt mind keeping the win.

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[SmeggySmeg]

Nice win VOR

The match up is the story of my season

Of the few times i have managed to have game advantages my team blows it with either lame performances or injuries.



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"Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night

[RocketsPimp]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SmeggySmeg:
Nice win VOR

The match up is the story of my season

Of the few times i have managed to have game advantages my team blows it with either lame performances or injuries.

</font>

Choke!!

http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif



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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush

[fadeaway]

What was the win streak record? I remember VOR went on a tear and got like ten or so wins in a row. I think I might have a shot at it.

Is it 10?

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My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.

[Dr of Dunk]

VOR had a 12 game win streak...

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[SmeggySmeg]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CriscoKidd:
how about "if a rookie was a fruit" ...

lol

</font>


Ck,

how bout this just tried
" if the Rockets playoff race was an acto f Intimacy what would it be"

and some admin deleted it


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"Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night

[CriscoKidd]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SmeggySmeg:

Ck,

how bout this just tried
" if the Rockets playoff race was an acto f Intimacy what would it be"

and some admin deleted it


</font>

lol, u make me proud Smeg, keep up the good work.

I would have to say backdoor, because of all the recent come-from-behind wins.

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[SmeggySmeg]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CriscoKidd:
lol, u make me proud Smeg, keep up the good work.

I would have to say backdoor, because of all the recent come-from-behind wins.
</font>

Nice work CK, i can't stop laughing

My suggestions were

*finding the g-spot
*faked organisms
*post act male sleepiness
*premature ejackulation



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"Repression never did me any harm (I finally ceased to include "stop masturbating" as one of my guilt ridden New Year's resolutions, but that's a different topic)." Achebe - programmer by day, Mrs Palmers Husband by night

[CriscoKidd]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SmeggySmeg:
Nice work CK, i can't stop laughing

My suggestions were

*finding the g-spot
*faked organisms
*post act male sleepiness
*premature ejackulation

</font>

lol

or with the resurgence of Hakeem's post game and Moochies hair, I think

bump-n-fuzzies

deserves a nod.


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[The Voice of Reason]

I just got the biggest laugh I have ever gotten off this site. Thank you guys/

bump-n-fuzzies back door
both very nice

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[The Voice of Reason]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dr of Dunk:
VOR had a 12 game win streak...

</font>

funny how DoD points that out, because it was he who beat me before I started it, and he who ended it. strangely it will be me who ends fadeaways by game #12 that is if someone dosnt beat me to it


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[fadeaway]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Voice of Reason:
funny how DoD points that out, because it was he who beat me before I started it, and he who ended it. strangely it will be me who ends fadeaways by game #12 that is if someone dosnt beat me to it


</font>

Pffft.. Your last (and only) win over me was a fluke. This time, my team will be prepared.



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My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.

[The Voice of Reason]

SON, Quit playin'

this league would have been long over If i knew how this league worked in the begining.

I started out inlast place. was 0-3 or something while I was figuring it out. I was told that only 1 game counted/player no matter how many they had schedueled. I have since learned, and now you may notice that i am doing ok. I will not guarentee a league victory, but sice everyone predicted me in 2nd to last place they can all "LATCH ON"

also its funny, because in my mind I had the cyberfish as the team to beat this year. Lard boy has built a more impressive team, but in the begining I thought it was all yours. its nice to see you coming on strong whan it matters. now if i could just figure out how DOD keeps winning I will be happy http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

PEACE

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[Dr of Dunk]

Don't worry VOR, you'll have sole possession of 1st place after my game with fade... man, a Rasheed ejection combined with I think a 3 game defecit -- not even my luck can overcome that... lol.

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"I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.

[fadeaway]

Well, I predicted early on that I would finish in second place when this thing is over. If I can manage to knock DoD down a few pegs, I have a good chance. I doubt anyone will overcome VOR at this point though.



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My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.

[Dr of Dunk]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fadeaway:
Well, I predicted early on that I would finish in second place when this thing is over. If I can manage to knock DoD down a few pegs, I have a good chance. I doubt anyone will overcome VOR at this point though.
</font>

I agree. The only person that could've knocked him off would've been Crisco simply because Lard Boy's team is littered with 50 and 40 point scorers.

Although you still never know because scheduling inconsistencies can aid in VOR losing.

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