LHutz
03-27-2000, 12:20 PM
Well this was a SAD weekend for the DUKE, my lovely dog Stinky passed on to the Great Kennel in the Sky!!! DUKE is still very sad, partly because it was my fault.
Stinky kept running away from HOME, so DUKE thought OK, no problem, you stupid dog, DUKE will fix you good. DUKE thought of maybe having a coouple of stinky's legs removed so he could not run but that seemed kinda cruel. SO, DUKE did research!!!
I bought one of those electrocution collars for Stinky and hooked him up good, this meant that if he ran away he would get several volts of ELECTRICTY!!! OUCH!!! That will teach him.
Well everything went fine for a couple hours and then DUKE got a very bright idea, why not take STINKY to Arby's for his birthday?!??!!? Stinky loved Arby's, he could eat lots of sadwiches there.
Well, Duke throws Stinky into the IMPALA, and gets driving, and after we get out of the driveway something funny happened and you KNOW what that is.
Huh?
Right!
STINKY started dancing around!! DUKE thought it was because the dog was so excited about ARby's, well I should have known better, not even a dog would be that excited about their food. We kept driving but Stinky would not stop jiggling around!!! DUKE tried smakcing him, no good.
I drove him to the Dog Emergency Room and said "HELP MY DOG, HE IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!" They hooked him up to a refibalator to shock his heart and wake him up, well, that did not work too good.
After a while the Dog Doctor said "Hey what's this collar for????!"
And that was when the DUKE realized he had made a seriousmistake. My poor doggie got all fried and crispy becaue DUKE forgot to turn off the electric shield.
DUKE is very SAD. I could barely touch my dinner of canned prunes and canned beans.
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A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
Stinky kept running away from HOME, so DUKE thought OK, no problem, you stupid dog, DUKE will fix you good. DUKE thought of maybe having a coouple of stinky's legs removed so he could not run but that seemed kinda cruel. SO, DUKE did research!!!
I bought one of those electrocution collars for Stinky and hooked him up good, this meant that if he ran away he would get several volts of ELECTRICTY!!! OUCH!!! That will teach him.
Well everything went fine for a couple hours and then DUKE got a very bright idea, why not take STINKY to Arby's for his birthday?!??!!? Stinky loved Arby's, he could eat lots of sadwiches there.
Well, Duke throws Stinky into the IMPALA, and gets driving, and after we get out of the driveway something funny happened and you KNOW what that is.
Huh?
Right!
STINKY started dancing around!! DUKE thought it was because the dog was so excited about ARby's, well I should have known better, not even a dog would be that excited about their food. We kept driving but Stinky would not stop jiggling around!!! DUKE tried smakcing him, no good.
I drove him to the Dog Emergency Room and said "HELP MY DOG, HE IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!" They hooked him up to a refibalator to shock his heart and wake him up, well, that did not work too good.
After a while the Dog Doctor said "Hey what's this collar for????!"
And that was when the DUKE realized he had made a seriousmistake. My poor doggie got all fried and crispy becaue DUKE forgot to turn off the electric shield.
DUKE is very SAD. I could barely touch my dinner of canned prunes and canned beans.
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A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.