Why it's good to be Hunter Pence

[Faos]

I heard them talking about this on 1560 this morning. Hunter Pence's girlfriend:

Link to some NSFW photos and her MySpace page. Impressive.

http://teaseumbikini.com/terrieb1.htm

http://teaseumbikini.com/Models/TerrieB/TerrieB682In8%20copy.jpg

[DOMINATOR]

i wouldnt check to see if the glass door was open either if she was waiting for me in the hot tub.

[Faos]

i wouldnt check to see if the glass door was open either if she was waiting for me in the hot tub.

Also might explain his early season slump.

[HAYJON02]

Holy mackerel. That's an inside the park home run of babeosity.

[justtxyank]

Why do athletes always hook up with women with the fakest, hardest looking breasts on the planet? I'm not saying this girl is ugly or anything by any stretch of the imagination, but there are plenty of equally hot women who don't look they have cement balloons stuck to their chest.

[rrj_gamz]

Why do athletes always hook up with women with the fakest, hardest looking breasts on the planet? I'm not saying this girl is ugly or anything by any stretch of the imagination, but there are plenty of equally hot women who don't look they have cement balloons stuck to their chest.

Of course that's not what I looked at first ( ;) ), but I agree...We all know we'd hit it, but point taken...

[Faos]

She has a "thickness" about her body that is quite appealing. Good to see a woman with some meat on her bones. Now when she's 40 and had a kid or two that might be a different story, but I like what I see now for sure.

[Faos]

Why do athletes always hook up with women with the fakest, hardest looking breasts on the planet? I'm not saying this girl is ugly or anything by any stretch of the imagination, but there are plenty of equally hot women who don't look they have cement balloons stuck to their chest.

Ever think maybe he likes her just for her pesonality?

Btw, her myspace page says she a bartender at Pub Fiction here in town.

[SuperBeeKay]

Why do athletes always hook up with women with the fakest, hardest looking breasts on the planet? I'm not saying this girl is ugly or anything by any stretch of the imagination, but there are plenty of equally hot women who don't look they have cement balloons stuck to their chest.
One word my friend.


Motorboating :eek:

[Creepy Crawl]

I saw her on TV over the weekend during the Rangers game when they would show Pence's mom . She was looking pretty damn good . Nice toe BTW .

[CaseyH]

I saw her on TV over the weekend during the Rangers game when they would show Pence's mom . She was looking pretty damn good . Nice toe BTW .
yeah I was pretty sure that it was his gf but the announcers did not confirm or deny.

They thought it was his sister :rolleyes: (every other family member has blond hair but whatever)


She looked pretty bored at the game. I wonder why she never comes to Houston games.

[Miguel]

Yeah, I saw her on TV for the Rangers games.

[Nice Rollin]

Why do athletes always hook up with women with the fakest, hardest looking breasts on the planet? I'm not saying this girl is ugly or anything by any stretch of the imagination, but there are plenty of equally hot women who don't look they have cement balloons stuck to their chest.
because they can....and you cant....neither can i.

And how do you know they're fake?

[Miguel]

Looks like her tips are about to go through the roof :eek:

She'll be making more than Hunter soon

[moestavern19]

Holy ****!

NSFW
http://teaseumbikini.com/Models/TerrieB/TerrieB654In8%20copy.jpg

Now thats a FMP!

(**** Me Pic)

:eek:


atta boy hunter...

:eek:

[jgreen91]

She is hot and a cool girl on top of that. Her booty is amazing. She used to live in clear lake from what I remember and yeah i've seen her working the bar at pub fiction. She can do better than Hunter Pence IMO.

[Faos]

She's home grown from Victoria.

[couple of d's]

She's home grown from Victoria.


Man what is it with chicks from victoria? some of the most gorgeous women ive ever laid eyes on are from victoria. :eek:

[Storm Surge]

body is probably a 9/10

face is a 6/10

IMO

[moestavern19]

body is probably a 9/10

face is a 6/10

IMO

I would like to see the chick you're banging.

[Miguel]

She has sharp knees.

http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg

[BrieflySpeaking]

nice very niiice

[Kam]

I would like to see the chick you're banging.


oh yeah, yeah? oh yeah?

well, well, oh yeah, let's see the chick your banging.















damn, looks good. cant wait to follow her home from an astro game this summer.

[moestavern19]

damn, looks good. cant wait to follow her home from an astro game this summer.


Whoa, didn't see that coming

[Faos]

I would like to see the chick you're banging.


http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/en/lp/images/hand_lotion.jpg

[surrender]

Mutombo has already hit that

[Smokey]

Perhaps Bagwell should earn his personal services contract and have a talk with young Hunter. Remember the first Mrs. Bagwell.

[Trader_Jorge]

Methinks this calls for The_Conquistador to unsheath his PORK SWORD.

[Storm Surge]

I would like to see the chick you're banging.
here is her myspace
http://www.myspace.com/terrie1006

(don't tell hunter)

[GlassHalfFull]

Hunter's Mom didn't seem too entralled with the GF at the game the other night.

[WhoMikeJames]

I saw her on TV over the weekend during the Rangers game when they would show Pence's mom . She was looking pretty damn good . Nice toe BTW .

Oooooh, that was her? I thought it was his sister. Damn... Anybody have a screen shot?

[cardpire]

Hunter's Mom didn't seem too entralled with the GF at the game the other night.


boy it must be bizarre to have fame. that statement you just made says it all.

[SWTsig]

Holy ****!

NSFW
http://teaseumbikini.com/Models/TerrieB/TerrieB654In8%20copy.jpg

Now thats a FMP!

(**** Me Pic)

:eek:


atta boy hunter...

:eek:

jesus... it's impossible NOT to imagine myself pumping behind that.

[Faos]

jesus... it's impossible NOT to imagine myself pumping behind that.

I'd say Hunter will get more than one grand slam tonight.

[rodrick_98]

boo for fake tigos but good for you hunter.

why hasn't she been posted in the every pic thread?

[Mr. Clutch]

She's not that hot, I would have to turn her down/ kick her out of bed.

[v3.0]

She's not that hot, I would have to turn her down/ kick her out of bed.
You know how I know you're gay...

[EbolaScola]

This is way old news. She was all over Hunter's MySpace before he deleted his page.

[EbolaScola]

body is probably a 9/10

face is a 6/10

IMO

Agree

[rodrick_98]

please feel free to post a picture of a girl with a 9/10 or 10/10 face.

if anything i give her the opposite rankings due to the implants.

[EbolaScola]

if anything i give her the opposite rankings due to the implants.

Didn't know implants affect the appearance of the face.

[EbolaScola]

please feel free to post a picture of a girl with a 9/10 or 10/10 face.


Off the top of my head, Kristin Kreuk. I think her face is just about perfect.

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/s4-lana2.jpg

[cardpire]

Off the top of my head, Kristin Kreuk. I think her face is just about perfect.

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/s4-lana2.jpg

that looks like a mannequin or a blow-up doll, and it's manufacturer made her forehead too big. pence's girl slaughters her.

[EbolaScola]

that looks like a mannequin or a blow-up doll, and it's manufacturer made her forehead too big. pence's girl slaughters her.

Pence's girlfriend's boobs look like they were blown up. The manufacturer made them way too big. I'm sure they'll pop with the slightest breeze. She slaughtered any self-respect she might have had.

[cardpire]

Pence's girlfriend's boobs look like they were blown up. The manufacturer made them way too big. I'm sure they'll pop with the slightest breeze. She slaughtered any self-respect she might have had.


i thought we were talking about their faces.

[EbolaScola]

i thought we were talking about their faces.

Exactly, but I got confused when you said Pence's girl slaughters her.

[EbolaScola]

Nose is too big for my liking

http://teaseumbikini.com/Models/TerrieB/TerrieB722In8%20copy.jpg

http://teaseumbikini.com/Models/TerrieB/TerrieB568In8%20copy.jpg

[cardpire]

Nose is too big for my liking

http://teaseumbikini.com/Models/TerrieB/TerrieB722In8%20copy.jpg

http://teaseumbikini.com/Models/TerrieB/TerrieB568In8%20copy.jpg


you might be right, actually....but i don't feel comfortable saying her or kreuk are anything short of superhot, so i'm gonna quit arguing.


is that a real swimsuit? or is she wearing a pair of suspenders backwards and fastened inside her anus?

[EbolaScola]

you might be right, actually....but i don't feel comfortable saying her or kreuk are anything short of superhot, so i'm gonna quit arguing.


is that a real swimsuit? or is she wearing a pair of suspenders backwards and fastened inside her anus?

LMAO I bet that is a real swimsuit, but if you've noticed, most swimsuits these days don't look like they would hold up if they were actually used for swimming. If they didn't pop off first, they wouldn't be very successful covering anything at all. Might as well go skinny dipping.

[Hmm]

She's not that hot, I would have to turn her down/ kick her out of bed.

are you crazed man?? :confused:



I rarely lose my composure over any pics definitive of the board's overall taste and judgement when it comes to women... but..... .... :eek:




Holy ****!


my sentiments exactly... :eek:

[Hmm]

me thinks EbolaScola is having a bout of jealousy.... or at least envy... :o



though I do agree on that bit about her breasts...

[Supermac34]

Man what is it with chicks from victoria? some of the most gorgeous women ive ever laid eyes on are from victoria. :eek:

My wife is from Victoria. BAM!

Lots of Czeck blood down there. I bet she can cook too.

What's her full name? It could be very possible that my wife's family knows her or something.

[moestavern19]

Haha. I heard Mark and Andre and Adam talking about this thread early this morning.

I think Andre kind of stopped a thought in mid sentence there when he saw that pic I posted

:D

[cardpire]

Haha. I heard Mark and Andre and Adam talking about this thread early this morning.

I think Andre kind of stopped a thought in mid sentence there when he saw that pic I posted

:D


hah. really, this specific thread on cf.net? that's pretty cool. what were they saying?

[Oski2005]

She's been in Playboy btw, she's a special editions model.

[msn]

Haha. I heard Mark and Andre and Adam talking about this thread early this morning.

I think Andre kind of stopped a thought in mid sentence there when he saw that pic I posted

:D
That pic is NSFW. Don't do stuff like that. It came up on my screen unexpected; good thing no one was walking in my area at the time.

It's very unfair to folks. Put it in a spoiler tag or something.

[juicystream]

I don't like how high her hair is. That is my complaint. The rest is good to go.

[moestavern19]

That pic is NSFW. Don't do stuff like that. It came up on my screen unexpected; good thing no one was walking in my area at the time.

It's very unfair to folks. Put it in a spoiler tag or something.


You mean like "NSFW... followed by a spoiler tag"

:rolleyes:

[russian88]

Atta boy hunter, just keep hitting those grandslams and other things. ....

[EbolaScola]

That pic is NSFW. Don't do stuff like that. It came up on my screen unexpected; good thing no one was walking in my area at the time.

It's very unfair to folks. Put it in a spoiler tag or something.

Sorry about that :eek:

[msn]

You mean like "NSFW... followed by a spoiler tag"

:rolleyes:
You know what I mean. Hide the damn pic in a spoiler tag.

[Legend Killer]

Spoilers are necessary

I finally figured out how to do this

[flipmode]

indeed, a bartender at Pub Fiction. she's very friendly and not condescending at all, as many decent-looking girls tend to be. and in those photos, if you can't tell they're bolt-ons...

you have never seen real boobs before. :D

[The Real Shady]

indeed, a bartender at Pub Fiction. she's very friendly and not condescending at all, as many decent-looking girls tend to be. and in those photos, if you can't tell they're bolt-ons...

you have never seen real boobs before. :D

Holy crap! I never realized that was her. I had a friend who would always hit on her when he was drunk.

She is very nice and friendly btw. Seems pretty cool and not stuck up.

[v3.0]

Nose is too big for my liking

Pence's girlfriend's boobs look like they were blown up. The manufacturer made them way too big. I'm sure they'll pop with the slightest breeze. She slaughtered any self-respect she might have had.
MEOWWWW big time :rolleyes:

Why are women the biggest critics of hotter women?

;)


And what's with the hate on fakes? As long as it's done right is what I say. Hers are just right IMO. :D

[msn]

Why are women the biggest critics of hotter women?
How do you know she's hotter? Ebolascola, for all we know, could be the next international supermodel.

[v3.0]

How do you know she's hotter? Ebolascola, for all we know, could be the next international supermodel.
When The Big Puma doesn't even acknowledge you, then I think not. j/k

But seriously, I've noticed this with women. One little comment on another woman, "Oh she's not that hot." Or "Oooh, she's pretty!" Alrighty, I just said she was in that whatever movie.

[msn]

When The Big Puma doesn't even acknowledge you, then I think not. j/k
Maybe he was speechless?

[Oski2005]

If you can touch them, they're real.

[Creepy Crawl]

I dated a girl with fake boobs once , they were definitely firm ...... not hard firm , but squishy firm , if that makes any sense . Some like them , some don't . It really doesn't matter to me either way .

[rrj_gamz]

Just saw the site...very nice...Boobs are boobs, they just stand out...Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[moestavern19]

You know what I mean. Hide the damn pic in a spoiler tag.


If you bothered to look you'd see that I did hide it in a spoiler tag. :rolleyes:

[msn]

If you bothered to look you'd see that I did hide it in a spoiler tag. :rolleyes:
I was still at work, so I didn't bother to look. But, thanks--seriously thanks.

[Austin70]

She's home grown from Victoria.


Victoria Texas?

[BigSherv]

This thread has potential to be... wait for it...

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/neil-patrick-harris-photo-how-i-met-your-mother-cast-member-barney.jpg

...LEGENDARY!

[macalu]

When The Big Puma doesn't even acknowledge you, then I think not. j/k

But seriously, I've noticed this with women. One little comment on another woman, "Oh she's not that hot." Or "Oooh, she's pretty!" Alrighty, I just said she was in that whatever movie.
ain't that the truth. some friends and i were at buffalo wild wings a few days ago. i saw a poster with 5 hot, half naked ladies in their "football" outfits and said, "oh yea, that poster would look great on my wall." what does one of them say?



"they're not even pretty." :rolleyes:

[EbolaScola]

MEOWWWW big time :rolleyes:

Why are women the biggest critics of hotter women?

;)


And what's with the hate on fakes? As long as it's done right is what I say. Hers are just right IMO. :D

Kreuk is hotter than me. I already admitted that Pence's girl has a nice body, boobs or not. It's her face that I feel isn't anything out of the ordinary.

Some people like fakes, some don't. I just prefer natural people. It's sorta like taking credit for something that's not really you. Like people always comment on how pretty my eyes are, but they're actually colored contacts. It doesn't mean anything to me because it's not really me. I guess I'm old-fashioned. :)

[Nice Rollin]

http://deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/05/terrie_b1.jpg

http://www.pinkmeatcompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/terrie_b2.jpg

SFW pics

[Hmm]

Kreuk is hotter than me. I already admitted that Pence's girl has a nice body, boobs or not. It's her face that I feel isn't anything out of the ordinary.

Some people like fakes, some don't. I just prefer natural people. It's sorta like taking credit for something that's not really you. Like people always comment on how pretty my eyes are, but they're actually colored contacts. It doesn't mean anything to me because it's not really me. I guess I'm old-fashioned. :)


so your judgement is soley based on her face...?

hmm... with that body.. i just don't see how her face's minor imperfection out-weighs the fantastic magnificence of her body..?




well.. a pretty face will capture your heart... but a fantastic body will uhm... something else... :o



which explains my reaction earlier in this thread... :)

[EbolaScola]

so your judgement is soley based on her face...?

Yes. If you had the change to marry a gorgeous woman with the hottest body on Earth but you know she used to look like
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/ugly-woman-12424.jpg

would you? Keep in mind, she will eventually get old and fat, and your kids will be ugly. :p

[v3.0]

Kreuk is hotter than me. I already admitted that Pence's girl has a nice body, boobs or not. It's her face that I feel isn't anything out of the ordinary.

Some people like fakes, some don't. I just prefer natural people. It's sorta like taking credit for something that's not really you. Like people always comment on how pretty my eyes are, but they're actually colored contacts. It doesn't mean anything to me because it's not really me. I guess I'm old-fashioned. :)
You prefer natural people but wear colored contacts? Huh?

Listen, the only way to end this confusion is for you to post a pic of yourself. ;)

[justtxyank]

I think that website has blocked out access to those pictures lol.

[nWo34Life]

Everytime I go to this thread, it's asking for an ID/password for the site. WTH?

[Oski2005]

People were probably hotlinking the photos directly from the site to here and other message boards during the last few days.


That's why you don't hotlink.

[EbolaScola]

You prefer natural people but wear colored contacts? Huh?

Listen, the only way to end this confusion is for you to post a pic of yourself. ;)

It's not a permanent change, though. It's like wearing makeup. Anyway, I'm never going to post a pic of myself, so stop asking! :p

[EbolaScola]

Listen, the only way to end this confusion is for you to post a pic of yourself. ;)

Actually, I'm somewhere in this picture. Good luck figuring it out! ;)
http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01079/51/88/1079378815_l.jpg

[EbolaScola]

Oops. Fixed.
http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01079/51/88/1079378815_l.jpg

[justtxyank]

Are you white?

[TheyCallmeExMan]

Are you white?
go fish

[rrj_gamz]

My brother just e-mailed me this so not sure if its safe so, NSFW

TerrieB (http://www.pinkmeatcompany.com/?p=515)

However, when I just tried to post to this thread, it asked for a U/N & pw for teasebikini place? anyone else see this?

[jgreen91]

Her face and body are a 10 IMO

[ROXRAN]

My brother just e-mailed me this so not sure if its safe so, NSFW

TerrieB (http://www.pinkmeatcompany.com/?p=515)

However, when I just tried to post to this thread, it asked for a U/N & pw for teasebikini place? anyone else see this?

Seen it...She's very nice.

[Raven]

I hope he's smart enough to use protection, because child support would put a serious dent in his bank account. Same goes for getting a prenuptial.

[Shroopy2]

You prefer natural people but wear colored contacts? Huh?

;) hypocrisy revealed. those well versed in netspeak would say "owned". though EbolaScola appears too young to be taken that serious.

[jtran]

Looks like we made her delete her myspace :(

[ryan17wagner]

Looks like we made her delete her myspace :(

Great job clutchfans!

[EbolaScola]

;) hypocrisy revealed. those well versed in netspeak would say "owned". though EbolaScola appears too young to be taken that serious.

Like I said, by natural, I mean not permanent changes. Colored contacts are not permanent. Makeup is not permanent. Boob jobs are permanent. And that picture was taken a few years ago, so I'm not quite as young and helpless as one might think.

[tigermission1]

She was a stripper at Rick’s Cabaret for over 3 years. I wouldn't say "it's good to be Hunter Pence" if he's stupid enough to make Ms. Barr a permanent fixture in his life. For his own sake, hopefully he's just "hitting and quitting" it. Just sayin'...

[DOMINATOR]

Like I said, by natural, I mean not permanent changes. Colored contacts are not permanent. Makeup is not permanent. Boob jobs are permanent. And that picture was taken a few years ago, so I'm not quite as young and helpless as one might think.
if you 'doll' yourself up it's the same thing as getting boobs. makeup/contacts is not natural and dont tell yourself it is... i dont think any guy would agree with you.

boob jobs arent permanent... you can get em taken out.

[ryan17wagner]

I ran into her at the Club Level at today's game. She's smoking hot, no doubt.

[rrj_gamz]

I ran into her at the Club Level at today's game. She's smoking hot, no doubt.

I call BS...Show us proof...Pics please... :o

I didn't know she was working at Rick's...WTH is she doing bartending...She gave up the life? I'll have a pole installed at my house to help her make ends meet...That's how dedicated I am to the Stros...

[johnmvp]

She looks smart.

[Drewdog]

Whats the point of the bikinis she's wearing? I hate that sh!t.

Either wear a regular bikini that doesn't look like an enormous rubber band, or go all nude.