Transcripts of Gore-Bush phone calls (joke)

[Clutch]

<a href="http://www.mediatrip.com/shows/phone_flash.html">http://www.mediatrip.com/shows/phone_flash.html</a>

Oh man this is so funny, and no it doesn't just rip Gore. It's a parody of the conversations Gore and Bush had first when Gore conceded the election then when he retracted the concession. The guy who does Bush's voice is pretty funny...


Gore: "Damn Ralph Nader to hell!!"

Gore: "Tipper, back our bags we're moving to the rainforest!"
Bush: "Go ahead, we're going to cut them down and drill for oil!"

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[Curly]

OHMYGOSH!!!!!! That is hillarious!

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In the end there will be no judges...only witnesses to my greatness.

[mc mark]

Now that was funny!

I especially liked the gun shots in the background.

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'Deeds, not words, shall speak me.'

[This message has been edited by mc mark (edited November 10, 2000).]

[Robert Snyder]

Jeb's Down!!!! Jeb's Down!!!!

LOL. This is probably the best thing to come out of this election mess.

Rob

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[DEANBCURTIS]

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[Jeff]

LOL!!! http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[BobFinn*]

"A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude
and
spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse
me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but
I
don't know where I am."
The woman replied, "You are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet
above
the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and
between
59
and 60 west longitude".
"You must be a republican" said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact
is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be a democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "You have absolutely no idea know where you are,
or
where you are going. You have obviously risen to where you are, due to a
large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise which you have no idea
how
to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is, you are
in
exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
you're under the mistaken opinion that it's my fault!"


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[Ih8walton]

A second and third phone call have been added to this same site that are pretty funny.

Here are the links:

Clinton, Gore and Bush Conference Call
http://www.mediatrip.com/shows/phone_flash_2.html

George gets advice from George on his inauguration speech
http://www.mediatrip.com/shows/phone_flash_3.html

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[HOOP-T]

"Be the puppet."

"But Dad.."

"Be the puppet."

"But.."

"PUPPET!"

"OK...."

Beautiful!!!

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[DEANBCURTIS]

"I'm gonna talk it"

Hilarious http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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