Other ways to resolve the presidential election

[SamCassell]

I'm not satisfied with leaving the decision to 200 idiots in Florida. There should be some other way to pick our new leader.

I nominate: steel cage death match, or armwrestling. Anyone else with suggestions?

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[RocketMan Tex]

Steel Cage deathmatch is definitely the way to go. It would be the biggest selling pay-per-view of all time. Should I try to get Don King's phone number?

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I am the bastard son of LHutz.

Huh?

Right!

[PhiSlammaJamma]

Sorry Sammy, I thought yours was serious so I started my own thread. oops! Here are mine.

Phil Luckett coin toss

Decision made by the Korean Boxing officials

Instant replay


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humble, but hungry.

[outlaw]

2 ideas from the Simpsons (of course):
Truth-telling contest ("The Canine Mutiny")
Grammar Rodeo ("Bart On the Road")

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[Hydra]

The Chuckster's way from Inside the NBA last night.

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Don't come in Bullard's house!

[mc mark]

guncocks at 20 paces

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'Deeds, not words, shall speak me.'

[AhPook]

1-2-3-4, let's have a thumb war!

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[rascal]

Well, every four years, the poor wannabe first ladies are expected to participate in an inane cookie bake-off (remember the stink when Hillary didn't want to do it?)

Why not subject the men to a masculine equivalent -- a barbeque competition.

[mc mark]

now your talking rascal!

But Bush would have to watch it though.

Hint: the beer goes in the sauce. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

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'Deeds, not words, shall speak me.'



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[SamCassell]

More suggestions:

Drinking contest (though Bush may have an unfair advantage)

Essay contest - Why should you be elected president? (in 500 words or less).

Yahtzee!

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[rimbaud]

Whoever can win "The Silent Game" would be my preference.

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EZLN

[Rocketman95]

First one to fire all their advisors, i.e. Daley and Rove.

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[Deji]

Shooting clay pigeons....

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[Launch Pad]

Hey, this is a basketball fan site, so I propose a half-court game of NBA (i.e. national bureaucratic @$$holes) 2-ball featuring Gore-Lieberman vs. Bush-Chaney.

First to 25 (number of Florida's electoral votes).

No recounts or redo's.

No blood, no foul.

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[SamCassell]

PSJ,

Its all good! Maybe I should have thrown one of those smilies in the title to let people know it wasn't meant to be serious. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif <---instant wackiness

Thanks for sending some posts my way on your thread. I like the instant replay idea, but the decision would probably take just as long!



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[DAROckets]

Ahh...Rock Paper Scissors quick and painless !

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[DUDE]

LaunchPad,
Good idea, but with Cheney's past heart problems, and after watching Gore jogging with his family and trying to play football with them, I bet that the game to 25 would take longer than a recount of the entire US http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[RocketMan Tex]

Launch Pad...just think of the movie opportunity for Hollywood. They could call it..."These White Men Really Can't Jump"! http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif

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I am the bastard son of LHutz.

Huh?

Right!