[Hypothetical] would you rather...

[Rox_fan_here]

have both of your legs broken (shattered) using a block of wood and a sledgehammer (Misery style) with no anesthesia

or

not be able to watch another Rockets game for the next 10 seasons starting right now. You can still check up on them through ESPN, Chron, etc. But you are forbidden to watch them live, recorded games on Tivo, ESPN or even R2K highlight clips ALSO YOU CANNOT EVEN LISTEN TO THE RADIO.

[Mr. Clutch]

Radio

[BenignDMD]

What about radio?

[Rox_fan_here]

Fixed. Thanks for helping me fill in the only hole in this realistic scenario guys. ;)

[meggoleggo]

I've had a lot of work done for me to be able to walk like I do - I'm not about to give it up.

[Zboy]

If Gundy was the coach for next 10 years, I would go with option B. Save myself from a miserable offense and have my legs too.

Win-win situation.

[moestavern19]

Considering until now, I only got to watch 3-4 Rockets games a season on TV anyway, it wouldn't really matter that much.

[Mr. Clutch]

Do I recover fully and quickly from the leg shattering?

[Rox_fan_here]

Do I recover fully and quickly from the leg shattering?

That depends on your age, overall health, determination, etc.

[dntrwl]

I'm a fan but I'm not a friggin idiot.

[HOOP-T]

I'm a fan but I'm not a friggin idiot.

I'd have to second this sentiment. :)

[Smokey]

I would get NBA League Pass and start following another team for 10 years.

[bladeage]

Can you still watch other teams when they play the Rockets?

[Mr. Clutch]

That depends on your age, overall health, determination, etc.

Uh, then screw that.

If all I had to do was go through the pain and you can guarantee I would go back to being fully healthy, then OK. You have yourself a deal.

But I enjoy running, hiking, playing Bball, walking the dog, having sex in positions that require healthy legs, etc. That is too much to give up.

[Rox_fan_here]

Can you still watch other teams when they play the Rockets?

NO, that would include watching the Rockets play.

[bladeage]

NO, that would include watching the Rockets play.

What if you close your eyes when the Rockets have the ball.

[DonnyMost]

Hell, the game last night vs the Bulls was the first I've seen all season (I've been a BUSY bee)...

Guess no broken legs for me.

[Rox_fan_here]

I hardly ever get to see games. I'm not even in the freakin country, but think about when the Rockets reach the playoffs and possibly beyond. We are talking None of that for the next 10 years. I know even you busy guys do what you can to watch/listen to the Rockets during their playoff runs.

[fadeaway]

I don't get to see Rockets games anyway, so this is an easy choice.

[bladeage]

What if you could have some sick ass robot legs instead.

[Refman]

Who the hell are the five who have actually voted to have their legs shattered? :eek:

[meggoleggo]

Who the hell are the five who have actually voted to have their legs shattered? :eek:

For real! Those are some HARDCORE mofos!



(This SO should have been a public poll.)

[VesceySux]

Who the hell are the five who have actually voted to have their legs shattered? :eek:

Hispanic?

[Mulder]

What if you could have some sick ass robot legs instead.

You got Magic Legs lieutenant Dan!

[juicystream]

I check on most of the games through ESPN and this messageboard anyways. I'd also be able to save $7/month because I would cancel my Sirius subscription if I couldn't listen to their games.

[Lady_Di]

I watch almost every game....BUT I love my legs and I have a low tolerance for pain so I have to pick box scores. 10 years can go by fast! :)

[pchan]

I love the rox... but I much rather be able to play basketball than watch basketball.

[Storm Surge]

5 people are absolutely JELAFIED Rockets fans

wow

I'm not one of them.

[Invisible Fan]

Heck, I wouldn't even get a tatoo of the Dildo to show my Rockets love and that's a more realistic poll.

[Apollo Creed]

Don't answer the leg smashing option!!!!!

IT'S A TRICK!!!!!

[moestavern19]

Hispanic?

I'm telling you... it never gets old. :D

[CharlieMurphy]

Who the hell are the five who have actually voted to have their legs shattered? :eek:
The five that don't need their legs because they're computer nerds; staying inside and posting all day on the BBS! ;)

[igotask8board]

If you had to choose one:


1)Have sex with Mo'Nique
2)Not watch/listen to Rockets games for the rest of the season including playofffs

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1)Have sex with Rosie O' Donnell
2)Not watch the Rockets for the rest of your life


http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/90/86/0000039086_20070412133121.jpg
Mo'Nique

http://www.davinciinstitute.com/new/admin/content/FCKeditor/uploads/rosie.jpg
Rosie

No kids/allimony is involved, you will not get any media attention, and you can't check the boxscores/watch highlights. I think that covers everything.

[StupidMoniker]

I don't have the opportunity to watch as much as I would like anyway (mainly just nationally televised games), so I think I will keep my ankles intact.

[Cannonball]

Starting next season, I won't be in Houston anymore. :( My Rockets viewing is going to go way down. It wouldn't be the first time. In 1996 I was living in Singapore. They showed one NBA game a week on TV. I think I only saw 2 Rox games that season.

PS - FYI, in the book Misery, she hobbles him by cutting off his feet with an axe.

[Mr. Clutch]

If you had to choose one:


1)Have sex with Mo'Nique
2)Not watch/listen to Rockets games for the rest of the season including playofffs

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1)Have sex with Rosie O' Donnell
2)Not watch the Rockets for the rest of your life



I would definitely have sex with Mo'Nique.

Rosie...heck no...sorry but I would have to adopt another team.

When I saw Rosie have sex on Nip/Tuck I was scarred for life.