Latest Olympic drug scandel

[Behad]

From The Front Page (http://www.theonion.com/index.html)


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IOC: Many Viewers May Be Using Olympics-Enhancing Drugs

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA--The International Olympic Committee announced Monday that it will launch a full-scale investigation in the wake of allegations of Olympics-enhancing drug use by viewers. "We have reason to suspect that as many as 18 million U.S. viewers are artificially increasing their ability to sit through the Sydney Games with illegal substances, particularly marijuana," IOC president Juan Antonio Samaranch said. "These drugs enable viewers to watch NBC Olympic coverage beyond the limits of normal human endurance." Interest-boosting doping, Samaranch said, is particularly rampant among viewers of archery, men's handball, and women's sailing.


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[This message has been edited by Behad (edited September 29, 2000).]

[sirhangover]

last night i watched the guys in wheelchairs in the 1500 m race..

now i know why..

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I think people are forgetting that we are the rockets...

WE DONT REBUILD...WE RELOAD....remember that..

[sirhangover]

i think it was a skunk hybrid although my friend said that it was jack frost..i am not sure although expensive it has permitted me to watch the other events such as synchronized swimming and the like..i burned my leg and the vicodin the doctor prescribed may have added to it along with the 6 pack of beer.....

it has been a very enjoyable olympics...

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I think people are forgetting that we are the rockets...

WE DONT REBUILD...WE RELOAD....remember that..

[Behad]

Originally posted by sirhangover:
last night i watched the guys in wheelchairs in the 1500 m race..

now i know why..



Are you saying you were using a viewing enhancement drug? http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif

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Save our children from the TAAS test:
TAAS test report card (http://www.law.harvard.edu/groups/civilrights/conferences/testing98/drafts/mcneil_valenzuela.html)
TAAS test fact sheet (http://www.parentscoalition.org/resources/fact-sheets/taas.htm)

[moestavern19]

Why isn't there a Wheelchair Football League, WFL yeah the real armchair Quarterback

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