Dusty Garza is a Moron (Like We Didn't Know That Already)

[RocketMan Tex]

I occasionally like to peruse spursreport.com to see what that fool has been spouting off about lately. Well, as you can imagine, he has been wetting the bed over the demise of his beloved Spurs. You know...the first NBA champ to fail to repeat in what...TWENTY years? I have nothing against the Spurs. I do root for them slightly when they are not playing the Rockets. But Mr. Garza, as long-time visitors of Clutch City know, is:

a code stealer
an incoherent writer, and
a freaking idiot

Check out a hilarious snippet from his Spurs eulogy:

Many of the media and the personnel who work covering this team deal in realities, but somehow the events leading up to The Fall had come so quickly that what had just happened didn't seem real yet. No one had expected things to unfold this way. No one had expected the sole team from Texas, that had been built to repeat to fall so hard- so subitaneously.

Now, I need you guys to tell me something...

What in the hell does subitaneouslymean?

I've tried looking it up in four dictionaries and Roget's Thesaurus, and I get NOTHING!!

Conclusion: Using a non-existent word in his eulogy, along with the rest of the kindergarten-grade eloquence permeating his site, makes Mr. Garza and the readers of his second-class website look like what they are....

MORONS!!!! http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Redglare]

Forget subitaneously, I'm still trying to figure out the "sole team in Texas." Perhaps he gets his geography skills from the White House.
www.drudgereport.com (http://www.drudgereport.com)

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[RocketMan Tex]

Oh Hutzie, I should have known you'd figure this one out!

Yes, subitaneous is a word, meaning "sudden"...I just strongly doubt that the conjugation with an "LY" on the end has ever been used by a human before! But then again, Dusty has been known to use strange words and combinations of words in the past, like "Spurs" and "respectable", "Spurs" and "repeat", etc.!

Hutz, I believe your wisdom and graphic arts skills are very much needed on spursreport.com!

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[Pole]

http://www.thesaurus.com/roget/I/113.html

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stop posting my damn signature

[RocketMan Tex]

Exactly, Mr. Pole...

Subitaneous

NOT

Subitaneously!!

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[keeley]

When I first saw the topic of this title, I thought that there would be many more profound truths spoken, such as:

"The World Is Round"
"The Sun Always Rises In The East"

Shame on you, RMT. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

[LHutz]

SUBITANEOUSLY. It is a ADVERB, see how it end in L-Y...? It comes from SUBITANEOUS!!!! That is a SCUBA term for the thing you wear on your back that gives you OXEGEN!!!

DUKE is so much smarter than all you.!!

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Robble robble robble HAMBURGLER in the HOUSE!!

[This message has been edited by LHutz (edited May 09, 2000).]

[RocketMan Tex]

Yeah, Keeley, shame on poor ol' RMT! I guess senility is finally setting in as I rapidly approach 40 years of age! http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Last night I was thinking about why I started this thread (yeah, I know, GET A LIFE...but the Astros were losing at the time). I wondered to myself if I was overreacting to what I read on Dust-heads' site or if I was acting mean-spirited or childish.

Then I thought....

NAAAAAH!!!!!!

Just restating the obvious!!!

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[JuanValdez]

It's a perfectly chromulent word.

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[Rocketman95]

That whole site, and the majority of its posters are morons.

They really believe that they will resign Duncan, sign Hill, and get Eddie Jones!

Idiots.

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[RocketMan Tex]

Originally posted by Rocketman95:
That whole site, and the majority of its posters are morons.

They really believe that they will resign Duncan, sign Hill, and get Eddie Jones!

Idiots.



Correct-a-mundo!!! Chimps with blinders on!!


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[keeley]

So what is Dusty Garza up to these days anyway?

[boomboom]

Holy crap! I bet half of GARM wasn't even born when this thread was started. lololololol jajajajajajaja

[RocketMan Tex]

Dayum! Talk about bumping an old thread!

A quick Google seach produced this:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dusty-garza/8/ab/850

[keeley]

Dayum! Talk about bumping an old thread!

A quick Google seach produced this:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dusty-garza/8/ab/850

I think it's great that in a thread below you are bemoaning 50 yrs old. LOOK HOW MUCH YOU HAVE GROWN AS A PERSON MY MAN

[lue03]

Who is Dusty Garza? try to Google him but nothing came up.

[keeley]

Who is Dusty Garza? try to Google him but nothing came up.

He founded this site, then Clutch strongarmed him into giving up the domain.

[RocketMan Tex]

I think it's great that in a thread below you are bemoaning 50 yrs old. LOOK HOW MUCH YOU HAVE GROWN AS A PERSON MY MAN

Yeah...like Tom Petty said...even the losers get lucky sometime...:grin:

[robbie380]

Dayum! Talk about bumping an old thread!

A quick Google seach produced this:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dusty-garza/8/ab/850

....wait are you talking about this guy?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2326896/

lol he looks like a bag of crap...i only say that because of this link and his linked in which are both clearly bs.

BTW if you hover over the second picture for a description of the pic in that link you will probably get a good laugh.

[Azadre]

SpursTalk owner?

[TheChosenOne]

what in the ****?

[Clutch]

He founded this site, then Clutch strongarmed him into giving up the domain.

That's not true... I'm Dusty Garza. ;)

Great to see your name pop up again on the board, keeley. Hope all is well.

[AroundTheWorld]

Welcome back, keeley.

What's next...BrianKagy coming back? :eek:

[ima_drummer2k]

What's next...BrianKagy coming back? :eek:

I think FFB should be allowed back in....but only allowed to post between midnight and 6am.

Oh, how I miss my Monday morning routine of logging on and immediately searching for all the drunken FFB posts from the weekend.

[AroundTheWorld]

I think FFB should be allowed back in....but only allowed to post between midnight and 6am.

Oh, how I miss my Monday morning routine of logging on and immediately searching for all the drunken FFB posts from the weekend.

Yeah, I miss FFB. (Although I don't think he has really been gone ;)).

[Azadre]

And this is how my whole world got turned upside down.

[Rokkit]

the ****.

this is all related to moes 'departure' somehow, I just know it.

[Pole]

What a blast from the past.....back when I was younger, smarter and skinnier.

[DonkeyMagic]

I'm 12. What is this?

[Azadre]

I'm 12. What is this?

No, you're 6.

Have i really had nothing of substance to contribute to this site over the past 11 years? pathetic.

[EddieWasSnubbed]

WTF....First BGM is back, now Keeley?


Wow. Must be people that were annoyed with Moes are coming back now that he retired.

[Azadre]

WTF....First BGM is back, now Keeley?


Wow. Must be people that were annoyed with Moes are coming back now that he retired.

Or Moes hacked them.

[keeley]

I don't know if I'm back really but I am posting here in this thread. I googled Dusty, third result was this thread from 2000 and felt compelled to post. It's a testament to Clutch's huge, immense, ahem database capacity that this thread was still open for replies.

So what is new with me I hear you all asking. While I don't find the emoticons stale I am saddened that I can't use an animated Mitch Wiggins as an avatar. I moved to Grand Rapids, MI in pursuit of LHutz. The sports fans here have the worst taste in teams. Oh, and I probably like the Bulls more than the Rockets now but I still loathe their 90's teams and will never have the love for them I had for Hakeem's teams. What can I say, Derrick Rose owns but Hakeem was Hakeem. I am sorry for the 2005 World Series but if it makes you all feel better Notre Dame sucks at football and Brian Kelly is a screamy purple throbbing moron. Oh and I did meet Brian Kagy in person three years ago and he is a dream.

If this post had a Like button I would not click it.

[TheChosenOne]

BrianKagy. We await your return, Lord Vader.

[YaosDirtyStache]

I have missed you

[Azadre]

Uh, you posters from 2009 and 2010 should have no idea who these people are....

[Kam]

damn, people coming out of the woodwork.


Who do y'all want to see comeback?

[Azadre]

damn, people coming out of the woodwork.


Who do y'all want to see comeback?
I want to see Kam comeback. The original Kam.

[YaosDirtyStache]

Uh, you posters from 2009 and 2010 should have no idea who these people are....

Uhhh this isnt my first rodeo on this site. Ive been here since 2001.

[Azadre]

Uhhh this isnt my first rodeo on this site. Ive been here since 2001.

Then who are you.

[YaosDirtyStache]

Then who are you.

First moniker was so long ago (2001) that I forgot the moniker. Then I came forgot the login for that so I rerolled in 2003 as *name redacted due to me reading old posts and I forgot how retarded I was* and then I got banned...didnt return until late 2009 as the lovable YaosDirtyStache.

[SamCassell]

Necro-poster and Bulls fan? Ban him!

:p <--non-stale emoticon

[TheChosenOne]

Uh, you posters from 2009 and 2010 should have no idea who these people are....


I've been around for longer, lol.

[RocketMan Tex]

damn, people coming out of the woodwork.


Who do y'all want to see comeback?

LHutz