FABR "really is 12"

[heypartner]

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Mon, 24 Apr 2000 10:45:41 EDT
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To: heypartner@yahoo.com

i didnt put all those threads on purpose and yes i am 12 years old</font>

I'm surprised he didn't blame it on his little brother.. I counted about 8 people who politely asked him to stop starting frivolous new threads.

oh well...now he's flooding my email inbox. ...good grief. I wonder if he is gearing up for a inbox spam war. Just might have to pass his email address to my 12-yr old nephew and his clever friends...hehe.

[Achebe]

dang partner, who's the 12 year old? http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

you couldn't handle fabr b/c he was going to challenge your record for most posts in a month. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/tongue.gif When we last joked around about it, you had 950 posts, near your spring break (you mentioned something about Spain)? in March was it?

http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif

ps: Darkhorse, were you playing bball in SLC last night at an elem. school on 1st s. and 11th e.?

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[rimbaud]

That's allright, heypartner. At least he is not calling you "evil" like he is calling Clutch on his(fabr's) website. I couldn't resist, so I went to it after he was kicked off.

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[Rocketman95]

This seems just as frivolous as any that FABR posted.

It's about time to get over it.



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[heypartner]

Contagious frivolous posts shrivel the brain.

Sorry, I thought the "on purpose" part was funny. Alright, I won't mention him again.

"What the hell happened to my topic."
"your mean."

gotta love it...

I'm getting bored with no more games.
Achebe, give me a quota for May, I swear I'll stay within it. How about 50 posts?

[Achebe]

no, no quotas... I have to have something to read, and lately the bbs has been filled with posts by illiterate 12 year olds http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

there are those that work on this bbs (you, aelliot, davo, tripod?)

those that make me laugh (you, criscokidd)

those of us that occasionally correct spelling while we misspell words ourselves (me)

and those of us that take everything literally, such as this post (Mango)

and everyone else.

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[popeye]

You mean there are posters on clutchcity that are older than this twelve-year-old?

Since when????????????????

:P

[Redglare]

I need an appointment with my eye doctor after reading his "breef summarys."

I think if LHutz wants to be a guest writer, this would be the place!

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[LHutz]

You be careful Redglare!!!! DUKE is not busy today, I have time to LITAGATE and OBFUSCATE if you insist on this HYENOUS slandering of DUKE!!!! I will SUE YOU!!!

SLANDERY! LIABLE!!! I will sue you for both this things!

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[Redglare]

Hutzie...

Take a deep breath and relax.

I was merely suggesting another outlet for your creativity since apparently the "evil" Clutch will not let you write. I also hear there may be an opening at salon.com. Since you're not against licking odd things (kermits), that may be another fine place for you.

(Message edited out of fear of being litagated and/or obfuscated)



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[LHutz]

Oh. DUKE is sorry. It has been a rough couple days, Alice does not want to go on another date so DUKE is all alone again.

I thought leaving her 99 phone mail meseges and showing up unanounsed on her doorstep would show her the kind of man DUKE DUKE DUKE IS IS IS. But ALICE was uninpressed, she threated me with a RESTRAINT ORDER. Whooo oboy DUKE has had those before (stupid Debbie Gibson, thinks she too good for DUKE), and I donot want another.

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[Pole]

Wow, we have a whole thread dedicated to meeting 12 year olds on the Internet. What's this place coming too?

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stop posting my damn signature

[CriscoKidd]

hmmmm ...

is LHutz Butch Carter? You need to chill with those lawsuits man!

I would love it if some chick served me a restaurant order. To quote Stanley Roberts, I am hungry. I think I shall have the breakfast of champions, little chocolate donuts.

FABR is really that Elian Kid. FABR is so good at being controversial and annoying that it must be him! An at around the same time frame? I think not , Mr. Coincidence! We need referies to sort this all out. Parents need to keep their illiterate 12 year olds from posting on the clutch BBS. It damages their fragile psyches and results in Pippen complexes.

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Step up and shoot it!

[BobFinn*]

Debbie Gibson...

huh???

right!!!

lmao

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I had amnesia once or twice.

[Mango]

Achebe,

Thanks for the Shoutout.

Mango

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[Achebe]

http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[CriscoKidd]

ditto for me too HEB.

I'm weird at getting compliments tho.( I think it was a compliment) I think I have big head phobia. Sometimes Im just too humble for my own good. Does that sound too cocky?

Anyways, Ill just reply in the same way I always do.

Thank you.

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Step up and shoot it!

[Mango]

Timestamps are pretty close on our posts.
You figured out a way to get a "chime" sound when I post?

If it was a comp or a shot, doesn't matter because I made the short list of who's who on this BBS. http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/wink.gif

Mango



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[Achebe]

it definitely wasn't a shot... but now I feel like that 'the Matrix' engineer who had to get dragged off the stage at the Oscars for his long list of 'shout-outs'...

(cont. from before)

and those that make me dream (popeye)

and those that make me jealous (DaDakota for getting something to market)

and...

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[Mango]

Achebe,

If we all thought the same and held the same opinions, we would be Borg.

No shout-outs for TheFreak or Dreamshake?

Mango

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[Mango]

heypartner,

You on a quota?

That is funny.

Mango

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[rimbaud]

Crisco:
You should never be afraid of getting a big head. If someone gives you a compliment, you should say, "yeah, I know I am great." Even if you do not fully mean it - it is a good exercise.
Achebe:
That is fine if you don't wanna give a shoutout to a fellow literary reference.
heypard:
If you were given a quota then I would lose all faith in this BBS - don't know why - just doesn't seem natural.

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[Achebe]

ouch rimbaud... see the catch? Now I'm going to be here forever trying not to offend... http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

and...

hey guys, how do you like my new sneaks?
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[This message has been edited by Achebe (edited April 27, 2000).]

[heypartner]

Fabr is not role model

Don't wear his shoes.
Don't drink 7-up.

Duke is a Role Model!!!

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[Mango]

Achebe,

It seems that Jenna wasn't getting enough sympathy votes in her farewell thread, so she deleted it.

Thanks for vouching for me in the other forum.
Did you see the other thread that Bear started?

I lookout for Dreamshake and TheFreak, but also need to get on the Achebe bandwagon.

Thanks again,
Mango

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[Achebe]

Whoa, we do lurk at the same times http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/smile.gif

Thanks Mango.

See Jenna, we're not all that bad! For those in the nether (JeffB, Barzilla, Jenna, RockHead, et. al.)

one big shoutout! wassssaaaabbbbeeee!!!

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[Mango]

Achebe,

Yes, we are night owls.

Even though she said she was going....going....gone, I wouldn't be surprised to see her post again.

She seemed to want it both ways. Season tickets, hanging out with and knowing players and coaches was her elite/pretentious side.
Thought that would give her a force field of protection and she could take unpopular stands without getting called on them. When posters would find fault in her logic, she would take it personally and holler foul. There are likely several people employed with the Rockets organzation that frequent this BBS and they do not flaunt their affiliation with the Rockets. Why Jenna insisted on being so open while taking umbrage with posters who countered/disagreed with her is something I never understood.

Mango

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[This message has been edited by Mango (edited April 28, 2000).]