Who had as much FUN as DUKE this WEEKEND!?!?!?!?

[LHutz]

Huh?

Right.

NO ONE!!! DUKE of FUN had a load of it on Saturday and Sunday! It was payday for DUKE, so I cashed my check at the Stop and Slop and went on a SHOPPER SPREE.

Here what I buy:

* BB Gun. Oh man I had one of these when I was a children, long time ago! SO MUCH FUN! Like a gun but it shoots BBs and not bullets, that is a good thing because DUKE set up a blind in the fornt yard and shot at the cats and DOGS on my street. Haa ha ha ha, they looked WAY SURPRISED when they got hit.

* Fireworks, they are not supposed to sell these this far from the rth of June, but DUKE bought 250 of those tanks and recreated the Battle of the BULGER in my driveway! Germany won this time. Whoops should not have made AMERICA go uphill.

* HORN for my car, it plays the DUKES OF HAZZARD when I honk it now! Doo doo DOO DOO DOO-DOO duh duh DUH DUH DUH DUH, oh yes! Love that show.

* My favorite movie, PINNOCHIO, I watched that many times! DUKE hears there is a bootleg version with lots of profaneity and noudity but I have not found it yet.

Well, that is what I did!!! DUKE had fun, how About YOU!!!!

Love

LHutz
Duke of Truth

PS: DUKE DUKE DUKE

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A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.

[Lynus302]

In the words of George Strait: Blame it on Mexico.

I went to Acuna this weekend and had a hell of a time. Mexico is so cheap. $10 to get into a club and all you can drink for free. Me and all my buddies partied until 6am each night. Damn, I can't believe I'm still alive.

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[Rocketman95]

I worked 19 hours of overtime this weekend.

Now I'm at work.

Someone please shoot me.

Thank God the Astros start tonight...I need some kind of Houston sports in this state.

Duke, you have been in rare form for the last few topics. Congrats.

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Is it any coincidence that we are the only NBA (sorry for any confusion regarding my earlier signature, I do realize that the Braves and Stars are both mentioned in the national anthem) team mentioned in the national anthem?

I didn't think so!

[LHutz]

Hey Lynus that is great, I used to drive a Acuna Integra but I never drove it to Mexico. DUKE has not been to Mexico since the honeymoon with my ex wife the ho, we went to some BEUTIFUL places like Matamoros, Juarez and Tiwana. DUKE had a great time!!! I was the DUKE OF SCORING that week HA HA HA (email me if you do not get what DUKE means I will tell you).

ROCKETMAN I am sorry to hear they making you work your bones off, that is too bad. You should be a LAYER like the DUKE, you only have to work sometimes. YOu can come to my house and I will shoot you with my BB GUN if that is what you want but DUKE thinks you might be kidding.

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A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.