Sex in the Fast Lane....

[astrorockette]

I thought this was just hilarious. :D

Sex in fast lane halts traffic on road
Sun Feb 18, 12:24 PM ET


Israeli police investigating why a car was blocking traffic in the fast lane of a major highway Sunday found a couple inside having sex.

A police spokesman said the female driver and her male passenger gave in to their passions without pulling over to the side of the road, causing congestion and leaving other motorists having to swerve to dodge their stationary vehicle.

A patrolman gave the woman a ticket for holding up traffic.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070218/od_nm/israel_sex_dc_1

All you get for that is a ticket?

[RocketMan Tex]

I thought this was just hilarious. :D



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070218/od_nm/israel_sex_dc_1

All you get for that is a ticket?

Israel has great laws. I was only there once, in 1978, and back then they had no liquor laws. I stayed drunk for six weeks! Dunno if that has changed since.

[SwoLy-D]

Are you sure AstroRocket was in town the entire weekend? :confused:

A patrolman gave the woman a ticket for holding up traffic.She did not receive a ticket for holding up something else. ;)

[astrorockette]

Israel has great laws. I was only there once, in 1978, and back then they had no liquor laws. I stayed drunk for six weeks! Dunno if that has changed since.

I see that. Thats a lot more than just a ticket here.

Are you sure AstroRocket was in town the entire weekend?

I have no recollection of the event in question. Thats my answer and I'm sticking to it. :cool:

[SwoLy-D]

I stayed drunk for six weeks! Dunno if that has changed since.When I saw you last, you were STILL drunk... so... no, I say THAT hasn't changed. ;)

[BrieflySpeaking]

haha, damn, they couldnt even wait.

[rrj_gamz]

It's always the woman's fault... :D

btw, I see nothing wrong with this... ;)

[Jeff]

Ok, I'm confused. If they were having sex (i.e. intercourse), how could the woman be driving? That seat must go back a LONG way or the roof must be pretty damn high (did it have a sunroof?).

[DaDakota]

Ok, I'm confused. If they were having sex (i.e. intercourse), how could the woman be driving? That seat must go back a LONG way or the roof must be pretty damn high (did it have a sunroof?).


Maybe he was a midget?

[pirc1]

This thread is useless without the pictures of those in question. :o

[FlyerFanatic]

Ok, I'm confused. If they were having sex (i.e. intercourse), how could the woman be driving? That seat must go back a LONG way or the roof must be pretty damn high (did it have a sunroof?).


Read it again.

causing congestion and leaving other motorists having to swerve to dodge their stationary vehicle

[astrorockette]

Read it again.

causing congestion and leaving other motorists having to swerve to dodge their stationary vehicle


Wow. I think I'd be pretty pissed if I found out traffic was being held up over sex. Sex that I'm not having at that. Brave people though, cuz I certainly wouldn't risk my life for it.

[Tonaaayyyy]

She must have been driving a stick..

[TECH]

Hell, I don't even pull over, I gotta make time damnit! ...Just don't block my view, baby! :D

[windfern]

I thought this was just hilarious. :D



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070218/od_nm/israel_sex_dc_1

All you get for that is a ticket?

well, if you get caught before reaching orgasm, that's just fair.

[astrorockette]

well, if you get caught before reaching orgasm, that's just fair.
I never thought of that. Very true.

[Invisible Fan]

If I was behind them, I would've got out my car and watched them with a judgmental stare, probably give them a surprise of my own.

Seriously, idiots like those are lucky they didn't cause an accident. They should've received a large fine for holding everyone up.

[cson]

If I was behind them, I would've got out my car and watched them with a judgmental stare...

If you were behind them it would have been a menage a three! Thank You! Goodnight Everybody, tip your wait staff!