Dear Houston Chronicle: Hire Clutch

[Will]

and fire Fran Blinebury, for writing (in his April 5 column) the stupidest line by an NBA reporter this year:

"But the Rockets' listlessness turned him [John Crotty] into as uncontrollable and unrelenting a foe as Slobodan Milosevic."

[keeley]

So, this Slobodan guy has some serious game, eh?

[Frinkster]

oh dear,

that Milsosevich is a bad guy. He's not a hoopster, mr. jerk, but he's just a bad president of a bad country that is throwing uot, a bunch of people that he says just do not belong where they are but there is no reason. I mean come on, Jazz fans shouldn't be allowed in this country but we put up with them for some reason, so how bad can the Kosovian people be?

get your facts straight.

[LHutz]

Finkstere, why are you avocadoing gennocide against jazz fans. That is what it seems to be you are saying by comparing them to the ethnic guys they are kicking out of Serbia.

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You have been out argued by the Duke of Truth.... LHUTZ!!!!

[Frinkster]

LHutz, I thought that, you were banned.

No I ddin't say that the NBA should do a genocide against the Jazz fans, i mean they're not the most clever people in the world (look at that Karl Malone, and Greg Ostertag), that would be wrong too, what I thought about in a funny way was driving all the fans from that Jazz team out of the country, but now I realize that what I said wasn't really all that funny, so I apologize for what I said if you didn't find it funny.

[Rockfan]

All I gotta say is Slobodan looks just like Archie Bunker!

[Jeff]

He looks like a cross between Archie Bunker and Newt Gingrich.

[Will]

I've been on the Gingrich theory for weeks, Jeff. Their only difference is in the hairline. Have you ever seen them together in the same room? I haven't.

What I can't decide is whether Gingrich is Milosevic with a partial wig, or Milosevic is Gingrich with one of those rubber fake forehead thingies.

[Jeff]

Definately Newt. Same face and...well, I'll leave it at that.