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finalsbound
02-05-2007, 06:11 PM
I'd really like to know this...wondering for quite sometime. It might only be me (which I doubt, but it would be really embarrassing)...I'm not sure. All I know is, I'm sitting there in class and my butt starts to itch uncontrollably. Basically, every part that's touching the chair through my clothes. I try to stay still but the feeling just intensifies. I'm shifting uncomfortably, trying to nonchalantly rub my bum, I'm assuming it looks like I'm rubbing something off the pocket of my jeans. It just comes out of nowhere and it DRIVES ME INSANE. I had 2 classes before then and there was no problem. The randomness of the situation is very frustrating, and it makes it very hard to concentrate. I wonder what it's caused by...? :confused:

Rocketman95
02-05-2007, 06:12 PM
Doesn't that mean someone's thinking about having anal sex with you?

moestavern19
02-05-2007, 06:14 PM
Doesn't that mean someone's thinking about having anal sex with you?


qfmft!

Rocketeer
02-05-2007, 06:15 PM
oh boy... this has potential

smoothie
02-05-2007, 06:16 PM
Doesn't that mean someone's thinking about having anal sex with you?

jeez, you beet me to it!

:D

finalsbound
02-05-2007, 06:17 PM
Doesn't that mean someone's thinking about having anal sex with you?

Not the hole. The anus, whatever. Like, the actually booty. Come on, I know you can relate... :(

DonnyMost
02-05-2007, 06:18 PM
Prolly need to wash better down there.

pradaxpimp
02-05-2007, 06:20 PM
i think its the sensitivity of ur butt going numb and the feeling rushing back to it.

Damn, i dunno how to put it in a better way without someone twisting the hell out of the above sentence.

LonghornFan
02-05-2007, 06:24 PM
Have you checked your butt hairs for butt lice? You should probably just Nair your butt.

codell
02-05-2007, 06:26 PM
isn't that called a case of "the red ass"?

KingCheetah
02-05-2007, 06:26 PM
You have worms.

CriscoKidd
02-05-2007, 06:28 PM
I have no idea what causes it, but I used to get the same exact thing and it was very annoying.

finalsbound
02-05-2007, 06:28 PM
i think its the sensitivity of ur butt going numb and the feeling rushing back to it.

Hey...that's probably it. I'd been sitting for pretty much 4 hours straight, so I can definitely understand it going numb. Kinda prickles a bit too, which is what might cause the intense itching.

Thanks!

chow_yun_fat
02-05-2007, 06:42 PM
gumi wurmz

SWTsig
02-05-2007, 06:45 PM
Have you checked your butt hairs for butt lice? You should probably just Nair your butt.

nair and bleach.

nothing like a good anus bleaching.

professorjay
02-05-2007, 06:46 PM
Sometimes I feel that way when I sit on fiberglass seats.

moestavern19
02-05-2007, 06:47 PM
I guess I shouldn't have "forced the issue" after you had that whole bottle of wine last night.


It'll go away in a few days.

Lil Pun
02-05-2007, 06:52 PM
Did you wipe well? That's what I've always been told makes kid's butts itch. I have always wondered why that is?

finalsbound
02-05-2007, 06:53 PM
I guess I shouldn't have "forced the issue" after you had that whole bottle of wine last night.


It'll go away in a few days.

Hardy har har.

faggot.

Bobblehead
02-05-2007, 06:58 PM
Try this:
http://news.agendainc.com/images/butt0405.jpg

FlyerFanatic
02-05-2007, 07:44 PM
Hardy har har.

faggot.

ZING!

Kam
02-05-2007, 08:19 PM
shocking thread.

rodrick_98
02-05-2007, 09:58 PM
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Falcons Talon
02-05-2007, 10:14 PM
This thread is worthless without pics!!!

Plowman
02-05-2007, 10:18 PM
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Classic! It's still laugh out loud funny.

Sishir Chang
02-05-2007, 10:21 PM
Have you checked to see if you have a rash or red bumps? It might be an allergic reaction or hemerhoids.

EddieWasSnubbed
02-05-2007, 10:29 PM
Have you checked to see if you have a rash or red bumps? It might be an allergic reaction or hemerhoids.
She's talking about something different than hemorrhoids.

I get it a lot also.


Lately, I've been sitting at the computer on this cheap stool, and it's chafing my butt. :(

IROC it
02-05-2007, 11:23 PM
Lately, I've been sitting at the computer on ... stool, and it's chafing my butt. :(


Dude. Sitting on your stool will definitely cause itchy buns.



finalsbound, just avoid the whole scenario by pre-applying anbesol to the inside of your outer garments before going to class.

When the body heat activates the anbesol, your cheeks will go numb, thus avoiding the annoying itch. To reverse the sensation apply icy hot.


Okay, nobody try that.

RocketsMac
02-05-2007, 11:35 PM
LMFAO.. :D #2 thread of all time (after the oral sex one)

I can relate to what u are talking about Finalsbound, I usually get this feeling esp. when it's a boing class. it's usually because the AC is cold as hell (nice contradiction).

I think a booty message before class would be perfect Finalsbound, any volunteers? or would moes take care of it? :D

or, it might simply be the consequence of you wanting to decapitate me.. :D

yeah, u and moes, that's what you get when u mess with uncle RocketsMac.. it's called the RocketsMac curse that makes your butt itchy!!:D

bladeage
02-05-2007, 11:50 PM
it might be a tumor

Trader_Jorge
02-05-2007, 11:50 PM
I'd really like to know this...wondering for quite sometime. It might only be me (which I doubt, but it would be really embarrassing)...I'm not sure. All I know is, I'm sitting there in class and my butt starts to itch uncontrollably. Basically, every part that's touching the chair through my clothes. I try to stay still but the feeling just intensifies. I'm shifting uncomfortably, trying to nonchalantly rub my bum, I'm assuming it looks like I'm rubbing something off the pocket of my jeans. It just comes out of nowhere and it DRIVES ME INSANE. I had 2 classes before then and there was no problem. The randomness of the situation is very frustrating, and it makes it very hard to concentrate. I wonder what it's caused by...? :confused:

You must have recently experienced a perfect dump. That's the only logical explanation.

bladeage
02-05-2007, 11:53 PM
Hemorrhoids ?? i had these, they are a pain in the ass, literally. :D :D :cool: :p :p

ClutchCityReturns
02-05-2007, 11:57 PM
Don't know about your particular situation, but in high school it happened to me just about every day, in the classes after basketball practice, despite showering. I've brought it up with a few of my friends who also played sports and they apparently had the same exact experiences.

finalsbound
02-06-2007, 07:56 AM
Don't know about your particular situation, but in high school it happened to me just about every day, in the classes after basketball practice, despite showering. I've brought it up with a few of my friends who also played sports and they apparently had the same exact experiences.

Yeah, I mean, I showered yesterday morning, couldn't be much cleaner...

I guess it was just my butt going numb and then prickling and itching. That's the only explanation I can think of.

But then again, random itching occurs to everyone. Maybe I just had really bad random itching on my butt.

Thanks for the help everyone.

Fatty FatBastard
02-06-2007, 07:58 AM
Yeah, I mean, I showered yesterday morning, couldn't be much cleaner...

I guess it was just my butt going numb and then prickling and itching. That's the only explanation I can think of.

But then again, random itching occurs to everyone. Maybe I just had really bad random itching on my butt.

Thanks for the help everyone.

Jeez. Just use talcum of J&J baby powder. Secondly, keep some thoughts to yourself.

Ill-Skillz
02-06-2007, 08:05 AM
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/anal-itching/DS00453/DSECTION=3
Causes
Most cases of anal itching are caused by a harmless problem. Occasionally, however, anal itching can be a sign of more serious medical issues. Possible causes include:

Dry skin. As you age, skin in and around your anus is more prone to dryness. Dry skin can cause persistent, intense anal itching.
Too much moisture. Moisture around your anus from excessive sweating or from moist, sticky stools can be irritating. Anal itching can also be caused by frequent diarrhea or the escape of small amounts of stool (fecal incontinence).
Excessive washing. Excessive wiping with dry, harsh toilet paper or excessive scrubbing with harsh soaps can cause or aggravate anal itching. Failure to rinse away the soap completely also may cause irritation.
Chemical irritants. Certain laundry soaps, colognes, douches and birth control products contain chemicals that can irritate skin in and around your anus. Scented or colored toilet paper can be irritating to people with sensitive skin.
Food irritants. Anal itching may be the result of irritating chemicals in some foods, such as those found in spices and hot sauces. Similarly, some foods may directly or indirectly irritate your anus as they exit your colon. Common culprits include chocolate, fruits, tomatoes, nuts and popcorn. Consuming certain beverages, including milk or caffeinated drinks, may cause some people to experience diarrhea followed by anal itching.
Medications. Anal itching may be a side effect of certain medications, including some antibiotics, that can cause frequent diarrhea.
Overuse of laxatives. Excessive or improper use of laxatives can lead to chronic diarrhea and the risk of anal irritation and itching.
Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are engorged veins located just under the membrane that lines the lowest part of your rectum and anus. They often occur as a result of straining during a bowel movement. Anal itching can be a symptom of hemorrhoids. However, most hemorrhoids don't itch.
Infections. Sexually transmitted diseases may also involve the anus and can cause anal itching. In children, the parasite that causes pinworms can cause persistent anal itching. Other parasites may cause similar itching.
Skin disorders. Common skin problems such as psoriasis, seborrhea and eczema can involve and irritate the area in and around your anus.
Yeast infections. This common infection, which usually affects women, can irritate your genital and anal areas.
Anal abrasions and fissures. An anal abrasion is a small tear in your anus, usually caused by forced bowel movements through a tight anus. An anal fissure is a deeper tear. Both conditions can cause anal itching, as well as painful bowel movements and bleeding.
Anal tumors. Rarely, benign or cancerous tumors in or around the anus may be a cause of anal itching.
Other causes. Anal itching may be related to anxiety or stress. Sometimes, the cause remains undetermined.
Although anal itching is almost never a problem of cleanliness, your own actions may contribute to the problem. Whatever the cause of anal itching, your natural reaction is to scratch the area. But scratching worsens the problem by removing superficial layers of skin. In addition, the natural tendency in response to an irritation is to wash the area frequently with soap and a washcloth. However, excessive washing can aggravate the condition by removing your skin's natural protective oils.

Falcons Talon
02-06-2007, 08:34 AM
You all are way off. I'm thinking Bot Flies.

macalu
02-06-2007, 08:44 AM
Yeah, I mean, I showered yesterday morning, couldn't be much cleaner...

I guess it was just my butt going numb and then prickling and itching. That's the only explanation I can think of.

But then again, random itching occurs to everyone. Maybe I just had really bad random itching on my butt.

Thanks for the help everyone.

someday we may meet. i just hope the visual of you scratching and sniffing is out of my mind by then.

Austin70
02-06-2007, 09:10 AM
Man : Your p***y is too tight and your chest is flat.

Woman : Get of my back.

Hmm
02-06-2007, 09:13 AM
^^^ Ill-Skillz. She already clarified it's not "anal itch"..


It's itch on the cheeks.

swilkins
02-06-2007, 09:38 AM
Try putting baby powder on it, before you put on your underwear.

It's moisture.

You're welcome.

BigSherv
02-06-2007, 09:45 AM
Hey Man I know what you are talking about. It would happen to me if I sat oolong in chemistry. We had these crazy hard stool and my butt would get all pins and needles, sometimes itchy and you just wanted to punch yourself in the ass to get some relief.

swilkins
02-06-2007, 09:59 AM
Hey Man I know what you are talking about. It would happen to me if I sat oolong in chemistry. We had these crazy hard stool and my butt would get all pins and needles, sometimes itchy and you just wanted to punch yourself in the ass to get some relief.

You guys should poop before class.

rrj_gamz
02-06-2007, 10:03 AM
Itch away my female friend...It's better that it itches there than in front...

StupidMoniker
02-06-2007, 04:05 PM
It would happen to me if I sat oolong in chemistry.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/StupidMoniker/Oolong_28Dragon_Ball29_photo.jpg
"What would sitting me in chemistry have to do with your butt itching?"

MR. MEOWGI
02-06-2007, 04:09 PM
How come I always fart a lot when I go to Blockbuster?

moestavern19
02-06-2007, 04:50 PM
LMFAO.. :D #2 thread of all time (after the oral sex one)

I can relate to what u are talking about Finalsbound, I usually get this feeling esp. when it's a boing class. it's usually because the AC is cold as hell (nice contradiction).

I think a booty message before class would be perfect Finalsbound, any volunteers? or would moes take care of it? :D

or, it might simply be the consequence of you wanting to decapitate me.. :D

yeah, u and moes, that's what you get when u mess with uncle RocketsMac.. it's called the RocketsMac curse that makes your butt itchy!!:D


Short bus?

IROC it
02-06-2007, 04:58 PM
Short bus?

Great album.

Sishir Chang
02-06-2007, 05:08 PM
This thread is worthless without pics!!!

I second this. How can we offer you good advice or diagnose your condition without some visual evidence?

finalsbound
02-06-2007, 05:08 PM
Short bus?

look at all those grinning smilies!!!!!