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magnetik
01-17-2007, 07:41 PM
LOL!

Source (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2733976)



Brown won't be prosecuted in cake heist

HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. -- A man walking down the street at bar-closing time with a $190 cake in his arms claimed Los Angeles Lakers center Kwame Brown swiped his birthday treat.

But authorities said the cake caper won't be prosecuted.

In a police report, Alexander Martinez said he left his 30th birthday celebration at the Shore Restaurant and Lounge at about 1:45 a.m. Saturday with the uneaten 2-by-2-foot cake and walked north toward the Blue 32 nightclub.

Martinez told police he first came upon Lakers forward Ronny Turiaf, who he said agreed to pose for a photograph with him and the chocolate cake.

But outside of Blue 32, the 6-foot-11, 270-pound Brown came along, grabbed the cake and threw it at Martinez, according to the report. Brown got into a white limousine and left, Martinez claimed in the report, although he didn't suggest any reason for the cake toss.

Martinez reported that he then walked up to Lamar Odom as the Lakers forward left Pedone's Pizza and confronted him about the cake, which was splattered on the birthday man's back.

A man believed to be Odom's bodyguard pushed Martinez into the street, yelling at him to get away from Odom, the police report said.

"Calm down, he didn't do anything," Odom told the man believed to be his bodyguard, the report said.

Everyone then went their separate ways and Martinez filed a police report 12 hours later.

Detectives presented a possible "grand theft of a person" case to the city attorney's office, which decided not to prosecute.

Brown wasn't talking, but Lakers spokesman John Black said the team was aware of the alleged incident and had been told prosecutors were not filing charges. Black had no other comment.

The Lakers are on a three-game road trip through Saturday.

Brown, averaging 8.7 points and 6.6 rebounds, has been sidelined since spraining his right ankle on Dec. 31. He is expected back in about two weeks.

rumcoke
01-17-2007, 07:48 PM
hehe, what a guy

aaaa
01-17-2007, 07:50 PM
lol!

But somehow I'm not surprised this kinda thing was done by kwame. No harm done I guess, but still I wouldnt want to be the guy with the cake.

Mordo
01-17-2007, 07:52 PM
Still acting like a highschool kid. Just a dumb prank by Kwame. He still hasn't matured.

SLrocket
01-17-2007, 09:10 PM
lmao. sometime at a rockets-lakers game, clutch should throw a cake at someone wearing a kwame jersey.....or better yet, at kwame!

Joe Joe
01-17-2007, 09:18 PM
lmao. sometime at a rockets-lakers game, clutch should throw a cake at someone wearing a kwame jersey.....or better yet, at kwame!

Sounds like a job for the Rowdies.

JaWindex
01-17-2007, 09:25 PM
How did this guy run into THREE different Lakers players on the same day? He must have some incredible luck!

Nice Rollin
01-17-2007, 09:41 PM
lol......why would you do that? even a highschool student wouldnt do that. i dont know who would do that....

DallasThomas
01-17-2007, 10:26 PM
Besides the fact that the whole story seems too disjointed and random to be anywhere near consistent with truth - That's totally ridiculous.


I like how they made sure to include Brown's stats at the end for perspective. Like "By the way, this is how much this guy matters, in case you didn't know..." But they missed one key number:



Brown, averaging 8.7 points, 6.6 rebounds, and 1.0 hilarious cake-throwing incidents, has been sidelined since spraining his right ankle on Dec. 31. He is expected back in about two weeks.
:p

Mr. Brightside
01-18-2007, 01:36 AM
Funniest NBA story of the year!

A-Train
01-18-2007, 06:02 AM
Well, since the birthday cake was uneaten, that means that nobody came to his party, which means he has no friends, which means that he's just crying out for attention, which leads me to believe this story is BS...

MR. MEOWGI
01-18-2007, 08:53 AM
Still acting like a highschool kid. Just a dumb prank by Kwame. He still hasn't matured.

If not having fun means being "mature" then count me out.

hotballa
01-18-2007, 09:11 AM
Saw this on RealGM

http://mississaugalab.com/images/kwametakesthecake.jpg

GRENDAL
01-18-2007, 09:39 AM
Crazy enough and weird enough to believe it's true

professorjay
01-18-2007, 09:51 AM
How did this guy run into THREE different Lakers players on the same day? He must have some incredible luck!

BAD luck. And the funny thing is this sounds entirely plausible, knowing how stupid Kwame is. You couldn't make this stuff up.

magnetik
01-18-2007, 04:51 PM
I don't see how someone with a sprained ankle can be running around stealing peoples cakes! :confused: