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music versus Led Zeppelin.
Okay so what does Paris Hilton's music got to do with Zepplelin's? Well, first, imagine for a moment that you had to prove Led Zeppelin's music was better to some dense person who insisted that there was no difference between the two.
Apart from saying, you've got to be an idiot to think that Paris Hilton's music in the same league, is there anything that you could point to. And then, the group who claimed that Paris is better brought up the generally cheeriness in her music and pointed to the fact that Led Zeppelin is too dark and has caused a may of mass suicide and kids on drugs. How can you even think that Leppelin is better they say with all of this negativity.
Okay, this is exactly how christians feel about defending their faith against, science and all the world religions. There is no comparison, and christianity is so much better than anything else that it is as stupid to even compare it to this stuff, just like it is stupid to compare Paris to led, because everyone knows Led Zeppelin is way more important, internally. This feeling is what christians call faith.
Deal with it.
Azadre
07-21-2006, 03:04 AM
music versus Led Zeppelin.
Okay so what does Paris Hilton's music got to do with Zepplelin's? Well, first, imagine for a moment that you had to prove Led Zeppelin's music was better to some dense person who insisted that there was no difference between the two.
Apart from saying, you've got to be an idiot to think that Paris Hilton's music in the same league, is there anything that you could point to. And then, the group who claimed that Paris is better brought up the generally cheeriness in her music and pointed to the fact that Led Zeppelin is too dark and has caused a may of mass suicide and kids on drugs. How can you even think that Leppelin is better they say with all of this negativity.
Okay, this is exactly how christians feel about defending their faith against, science and all the world religions. There is no comparison, and christianity is so much better than anything else that it is as stupid to even compare it to this stuff, just like it is stupid to compare Paris to led, because everyone knows Led Zeppelin is way more important, internally. This feeling is what christians call faith.
Deal with it.
How quaint: What, what?
Christianity is better than science...? That's your point of this thread, right?
aussie rocket
07-21-2006, 06:46 AM
I'm dumbfounded , yet intrigued by this thread.
are you supporting the views of Christians or sarcastically mocking them :confused:
Sishir Chang
07-21-2006, 06:52 AM
You're using Paris Hilton and Led Zepplin to explain religious points and you were criticizing people in another thread for being South Park like? :confused:
rhester
07-21-2006, 07:01 AM
'been a long time since I rock n rolled'
been, a long time, been a long time, been a
oh never mind it hasn't been that long since i played Zep on my acoustic.
RocketMan Tex
07-21-2006, 07:03 AM
Did Fatty Fat Bastard re-register, get drunk, and then get born-again?
;) ;) ;) :D
rhadamanthus
07-21-2006, 07:10 AM
You're using Paris Hilton and Led Zepplin to explain religious points and you were criticizing people in another thread for being South Park like?
I always love this type of poster. Frikkin hilarious.
FranchiseBlade
07-21-2006, 07:33 AM
Okay, this is exactly how christians feel about defending their faith against, science
Christianity and science are not contrary to one another.
Deckard
07-21-2006, 07:58 AM
Queen of Light took her bow, And then she turned to go,
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, And walked the night alone.
Oh, dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The dark Lord rides in force tonight, And time will tell us all.
Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, Rest not to lock your homes.
Side by side we wait the might of the darkest of them all.
I hear the horses' thunder down in the valley below,
I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow.
The apples of the valley hold, The seeds of happiness,
The ground is rich from tender care, Repay, do not forget, no, no.
Dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light.
The apples turn to brown and black, The tyrant's face is red.
Oh the war is common cry, Pick up you swords and fly.
The sky is filled with good and bad that mortals never know.
Oh, well, the night is long the beads of time pass slow,
Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow.
The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black, Ride on.
Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold.
Oh dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back. Bring it back.
At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes.
Keep D&D Civil.
univac hal
07-21-2006, 08:13 AM
Paris Hilton and Led Zeppelin?
Both have done In Through the Out Door :D :D :D
No Worries
07-21-2006, 09:10 AM
Christianity and science are not contrary to one another.
Christian Scientists concur.
rrj_gamz
07-21-2006, 09:12 AM
Uh...Stairway to Paris' bedroom...nevermind...
There is a reason christianity is number 1 in the world. All you haters can just keep on hating, cause christianty is dat shis-ot!
Lil Pun
07-21-2006, 09:21 AM
There is a reason christianity is number 1 in the world. All you haters can just keep on hating, cause christianty is dat shis-ot!
OK..... :rolleyes:
Baqui99
07-21-2006, 09:44 AM
music versus Led Zeppelin.
Okay so what does Paris Hilton's music got to do with Zepplelin's? Well, first, imagine for a moment that you had to prove Led Zeppelin's music was better to some dense person who insisted that there was no difference between the two.
Apart from saying, you've got to be an idiot to think that Paris Hilton's music in the same league, is there anything that you could point to. And then, the group who claimed that Paris is better brought up the generally cheeriness in her music and pointed to the fact that Led Zeppelin is too dark and has caused a may of mass suicide and kids on drugs. How can you even think that Leppelin is better they say with all of this negativity.
Okay, this is exactly how christians feel about defending their faith against, science and all the world religions. There is no comparison, and christianity is so much better than anything else that it is as stupid to even compare it to this stuff, just like it is stupid to compare Paris to led, because everyone knows Led Zeppelin is way more important, internally. This feeling is what christians call faith.
Deal with it.
Rack him. [jim rome speak]
Sishir Chang
07-21-2006, 09:50 AM
There is a reason christianity is number 1 in the world. All you haters can just keep on hating, cause christianty is dat shis-ot!
I don't think anyone is hating Christianity. Hating a stupid analogy from someone who was trying to take others to tasks for debating religious issues is more like it.
arno_ed
07-21-2006, 09:50 AM
There is a reason christianity is number 1 in the world. All you haters can just keep on hating, cause christianty is dat shis-ot!
So why start this thread then? If you don't care what others think? :confused: :rolleyes:
So why start this thread then? If you don't care what others think? :confused: :rolleyes:
I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids--and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. Like the bodiless heads you see sometimes in circus sideshows, it is as though I have been surrounded by mirrors of hard, distorting glass. When they approach me they see only my surroundings, themselves, or figments of their imagination indeed, everything except me.
rimrocker
07-21-2006, 10:20 AM
I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids--and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. Like the bodiless heads you see sometimes in circus sideshows, it is as though I have been surrounded by mirrors of hard, distorting glass. When they approach me they see only my surroundings, themselves, or figments of their imagination indeed, everything except me.
So you are a character in a Ralph Ellison book?
So you are a character in a Ralph Ellison book?
Invisible man is not a character; he is not even real, nor ever lived in the world, he is only made living in the mind of someone who is willing to recognize his form.
The fact that you have to ask me who I am is proof that I am not alive in you as you in me as brother walt might say.
:cheers: where everybody knows ...
TracyMcCrazyeye
07-21-2006, 10:31 AM
There is a reason christianity is number 1 in the world. All you haters can just keep on hating, cause christianty is dat shis-ot!
since when has popular consensus prove that one thing is better than another..?
what is the reason why christianity is #1?
sourav004
07-21-2006, 10:40 AM
christianity is so much better than anything else that it is as stupid to even compare it to this stuff
Umm... just wondering have u exactly studied other religions to know that christianity is so much better. I mean how much do u know about the other major religions to make this statement. I mean i have nothing against christianity and i find almost all religions are good for society because they try to bring the best out in people but u just cant go around saying everything else is just stupid when u know nothing about "everything else".
-Lal Salam
rimrocker
07-21-2006, 11:05 AM
Invisible man is not a character; he is not even real, nor ever lived in the world, he is only made living in the mind of someone who is willing to recognize his form.
The fact that you have to ask me who I am is proof that I am not alive in you as you in me as brother walt might say.
It's hard to be visible with anonymous threads on a BBall BBS. I somehow don't think this is what Ellison had in mind and you cheapen his work by making the comparison.
FranchiseBlade
07-21-2006, 11:09 AM
There is a reason christianity is number 1 in the world. All you haters can just keep on hating, cause christianty is dat shis-ot!
Having a "nanny-nanny-boo-boo" attitude is very Christlike, and will surely show others the wisdom of following Christ.
Way to go, What. :rolleyes:
thegary
07-21-2006, 11:12 AM
It's hard to be visible
rimrocker, what is off his rocker. i think his cloaking device is failing.
SamFisher
07-21-2006, 11:15 AM
rimrocker, what is off his rocker. i think his cloaking device is failing.
SAY WHAT AGAIN! (http://www.nanobit.net/~tjmarshal/pulp/Jules/saywhat.wav)
(nsfw language)
rhester
07-21-2006, 11:24 AM
OK confess to rhester,
how many of you opened this thread thinking there was a Paris Hilton photo...
OK confess to rhester,
how many of you opened this thread thinking there was a Paris Hilton photo...
rhester, I'd love to say "Father I've sinned," but I am just not a fan of this particular slut. Sorry to disappoint.
thegary
07-21-2006, 11:30 AM
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/5622/whatsu7.jpg
rhester
07-21-2006, 11:38 AM
rhester, I'd love say "Father I've sinned," but I am just not a fan of this particular slut. Sorry to disappoint.
I've opened threads and said that before I've closed them :eek:
I thought it was a funny post for me :D :D :D :eek:
tinman
07-21-2006, 11:46 AM
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Dubious
07-21-2006, 12:59 PM
I'm just a guy walking down the street, you wouldn't look twice at me because I look so normal. But when we pass I see your wwjd wristband or fish bumper stcker and I'm thinking, man, you are full tilt bozo insane. You believe in God or gods or conscious ectoplasm or ESP or Aliens or past lives some such ****. How did I end up in this Twight Zone? Am I all alone in my rationality? Best not say anything though, these are the same ****ers that burned witches and tortured heretics to maintain the dellusion.
I say, "Have a nice day!"
tinman
07-21-2006, 01:28 PM
I'm just a guy walking down the street, you wouldn't look twice at me because I look so normal. But when we pass I see your wwjd wristband or fish bumper stcker and I'm thinking, man, you are full tilt bozo insane. You believe in God or gods or conscious ectoplasm or ESP or Aliens or past lives some such ****. How did I end up in this Twight Zone? Am I all alone in my rationality? Best not say anything though, these are the same ****ers that burned witches and tortured heretics to maintain the dellusion.
I say, "Have a nice day!"
what if you pass a guy walking down the street with red classic Rockets Jersey #11. then you see it says "MAXWELL" instead of "YAO"?
thadeus
07-21-2006, 01:33 PM
http://www.soosed.com/images/zidane-hammer.gif
ima_drummer2k
07-21-2006, 02:19 PM
I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different.
I believe in a God with a long white beard, a gold crown, and a long robe with lots of shiny jewels on it. He sits on a big throne in the clouds, and He's about five hundred feet tall. He talks in a real deep voice like "I...AM...GOD!" He can blow up stuff just by looking at it.
This is my own, personal idea of God.
Dubious
07-21-2006, 02:30 PM
what if you pass a guy walking down the street with red classic Rockets Jersey #11. then you see it says "MAXWELL" instead of "YAO"?
I axk him if he got any crack.
Deckard
07-21-2006, 02:30 PM
I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different.
I believe in a God with a long white beard, a gold crown, and a long robe with lots of shiny jewels on it. He sits on a big throne in the clouds, and He's about five hundred feet tall. He talks in a real deep voice like "I...AM...GOD!" He can blow up stuff just by looking at it.
This is my own, personal idea of God.
Wasn't he a guest on a Star Trek episode in the '60's?
Keep D&D Civil.
Rashmon
07-21-2006, 02:48 PM
I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids--and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. Like the bodiless heads you see sometimes in circus sideshows, it is as though I have been surrounded by mirrors of hard, distorting glass. When they approach me they see only my surroundings, themselves, or figments of their imagination indeed, everything except me.
Many years ago, I had a similar experience as you seem to be having, I even saw God and how everything in the world was interconnected.
Don't worry though, the hallucinogenic effect should wear off after 12 hours.
Invisible Fan
07-21-2006, 06:05 PM
rimrocker, what is off his rocker. i think his cloaking device is failing.
My cloaking device works during games.
TracyMcCrazyeye
07-21-2006, 07:54 PM
My cloaking device works during games.
is this you?
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OPGzfPYwH0o"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OPGzfPYwH0o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Invisible Fan
07-21-2006, 08:12 PM
is this you?
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OPGzfPYwH0o"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OPGzfPYwH0o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Yes, but that ghost in the cheerleader changing room is purely coincidental.
mateo
07-21-2006, 08:16 PM
:cheers: where everybody knows ...
I think everyone knows you aren't giving Ralph Ellison credit for the quote
you stole from him.
http://www.nyder.com/dinos/graphics/muldoon.jpg
"SHOOT HEEERR!!!"
I think everyone knows you aren't giving Ralph Ellison credit for the quote
you stole from him.
I think everyone knows you aren't giving howdy doody credit for your face. You are an ugly mug.
FranchiseBlade
07-22-2006, 10:29 AM
I think everyone knows you aren't giving howdy doody credit for your face. You are an ugly mug.
I need to know how much fun I should or shouldn't make fun of you. If you are in jr. high or elementary as I am guessing by the "nanny-nanny-boo-boo" attitude and your follow-up attempt at a put-down/come back war, then I will let it slide, otherwise it would ease my concious to know I wasn't laughing so hard right now at somebody who was actually old enough to know better.
pouhe
07-22-2006, 10:46 AM
I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different.
I believe in a God with a long white beard, a gold crown, and a long robe with lots of shiny jewels on it. He sits on a big throne in the clouds, and He's about five hundred feet tall. He talks in a real deep voice like "I...AM...GOD!" He can blow up stuff just by looking at it.
This is my own, personal idea of God.
Your God pretty much sounds like the Burger King, or maybe Merlin.
tigermission1
07-22-2006, 10:59 AM
I feel 'moved' by this thread...
MR. MEOWGI
07-22-2006, 12:12 PM
There is a reason christianity is number 1 in the world. All you haters can just keep on hating, cause christianty is dat shis-ot!
It's been a while since I heard the Sermon on the Mount. Thank you.
Mulder
07-22-2006, 03:58 PM
You're using Paris Hilton and Led Zepplin to explain religious points and you were criticizing people in another thread for being South Park like? :confused:
I learned something today...
Sishir Chang
07-22-2006, 07:32 PM
Your God pretty much sounds like the Burger King, or maybe Merlin.
Forget McDonald's I'm going to Burger King from now on now that I know the King has freaky powers.
BMoney
07-23-2006, 12:09 AM
There is a reason christianity is number 1 in the world. All you haters can just keep on hating, cause christianty is dat shis-ot!
You rule. How can you argue with logic like that?
The great theological, poltical and philosophical debates of our times are thus finished!
*christianty is dat shis-ot!*
tinman
07-23-2006, 12:58 AM
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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